The Monty Python Spam skit still makes me laugh after all these years. 😉 Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Kolleen - as a camping staple, there is nothing quite like the smell of a slice of spam frying on an open fire. It is truly yummy! I have enough Spam for about a year and rotate it often, cooking it with rice, eggs, beans, and hash browns — it is processed yes, but for a survival food it will last a few years longer than hamburger :wacko: Maybe Kolleen would give me one of those delicious Spamsicles above. Not anytime soon Dan...........................not anytime soon or ever! :heart: :yes: Tammie, well, being a Boomer, I loved spam at one time. I would fry it, lay it in the bottom of a casserole dish, top with mashed potatoes, layer more spam over that, then cover the top with BBQ sauce. It was delicious! Someone in the last 5 years told me they'd found a worm in it! Thanks for the recipe! LOL :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: Different flavors of spam are also available! Not a main dish for sure, but tasty in a pinch! TR Hopefully, there won't be spam in heaven. 😉 :agree Arthur Okay … million $ Face off food question: SPAM vs. FRUITCAKE Do they have the same expiration dates? :unsure: Between the 2 food groups … you got to admit the FRUITCAKE :good: is starting to look more appealing to eat now. B-) Hopefully, there won’t be spam in heaven. :mdrmdr: That's a difficult choice. They are both terrible. 😉 Could be a good food for fasting, though, I suppose. So they do have a use. :good:
