Before we all sun ourselves on that Costco towel I think we need to have a good workout! also reminds me of what Mr. Furley told Jack, Janet and Cindy when he lost his job and had no where to go. Cindy asked him if he can spend some time in a hotel and he said: "sure, I have enough money to last for the rest of my life..................if I die tomorrow" I suppose this would be us. Beverly Hillbillies funnies: Mr. Drysdale and another banker were arguing about which bank will win the skeet shooting championship this year. Mr. Drysdale: "we are going to win again this year. My VP, Crandell is a crack shot." Jed: "Mr. Drysdale, it is so nice of you to take so much interest in my problems." Mr. Brewster to Jed: "your father built this cabin? He must be a remarkable man"
other banker: "don't be too sure. This year, I got a new cashier and he can outshoot him."
Ms. Hathaway after she picked up the phone: "Mr. Drysdale, it's VP Crandell form the hospital!"
Mr. Drsydate: "hospital?"
Ms. Hathaway: "yes, he was crossing the street and didn't see a firetruck coming"
Mr. Drysdatle: "Crandell, how bad are you hurt?......both legs broken.................right arm............
three ribs............well...............we have until tomorrow, try and make it"
Mr. Drysdale: "think nothing of it. We bankers like to take as much interest as possible"
Jed: "he sure is. he built this cabin in the morning, went to town, found a girl, courted her, married her and carried her over this threshold all before sundown. Tell me granny, was it eighteen and ninety eight or eighteen and ninety nine?
Granny: "................eighteen and nighty eight"
Jed: "yes, she was 18 and he was 98"
Mr. Brewster: "you mean your grandfather was 98 and his bride 18?!?"
Jed: "yep, marriage didn't turn out too good"
Mr. Brewster: " I don't doubt that"
Jed: "yes, grandpa made the mistake of having his ma come live with them"
