I suppose this would be us. Beverly Hillbillies funnies: Mr. Drysdale and another banker were arguing about which bank will win the skeet shooting championship this year. Mr. Drysdale: "we are going to win again this year. My VP, Crandell is a crack shot." Jed: "Mr. Drysdale, it is so nice of you to take so much interest in my problems." Mr. Brewster to Jed: "your father built this cabin? He must be a remarkable man"
other banker: "don't be too sure. This year, I got a new cashier and he can outshoot him."
Ms. Hathaway after she picked up the phone: "Mr. Drysdale, it's VP Crandell form the hospital!"
Mr. Drsydate: "hospital?"
Ms. Hathaway: "yes, he was crossing the street and didn't see a firetruck coming"
Mr. Drysdatle: "Crandell, how bad are you hurt?......both legs broken.................right arm............
three ribs............well...............we have until tomorrow, try and make it"
Mr. Drysdale: "think nothing of it. We bankers like to take as much interest as possible"
Jed: "he sure is. he built this cabin in the morning, went to town, found a girl, courted her, married her and carried her over this threshold all before sundown. Tell me granny, was it eighteen and ninety eight or eighteen and ninety nine?
Granny: "................eighteen and nighty eight"
Jed: "yes, she was 18 and he was 98"
Mr. Brewster: "you mean your grandfather was 98 and his bride 18?!?"
Jed: "yep, marriage didn't turn out too good"
Mr. Brewster: " I don't doubt that"
Jed: "yes, grandpa made the mistake of having his ma come live with them"
