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Arthur
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The Monty Python Spam skit still makes me laugh after all these years. 😉

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.


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Tammie
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Kolleen - as a camping staple, there is nothing quite like the smell of a slice of spam frying on an open fire. It is truly yummy! I have enough Spam for about a year and rotate it often, cooking it with rice, eggs, beans, and hash browns — it is processed yes, but for a survival food it will last a few years longer than hamburger :wacko:


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KolleenWStone
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Maybe Kolleen would give me one of those delicious Spamsicles above.

Not anytime soon Dan...........................not anytime soon or ever! :heart: :yes:

Tammie, well, being a Boomer, I loved spam at one time.

I would fry it, lay it in the bottom of a casserole dish, top with mashed potatoes, layer more spam over that, then cover the top with BBQ sauce. It was delicious!

Someone in the last 5 years told me they'd found a worm in it!


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Yohanan
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Thanks for the recipe! LOL


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KolleenWStone
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:mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr:

 


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