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Practical Implications of the Rapture With a Dash of Comic Relief

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Tammie
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Good one Watchman, my family laughed!
my attempt at a few:

1. The animals at the Zoo - admission is free, at your own risk

2. The hot glue piled on the table, as the glue gun was left on for the current project and just “piled” up...

3. The repo man as he tries to take the car that is locked inside the garage

4. The great molded food stuff left on the counter or growing in the frig.

5. Don’t forget to flush the toilet, as you never know where you might be.

6. Alexia asking, “how can I help you, ...as the Smart TV plays the same thing over and over

7. The home alarm system going off without anyone to turn it off, as looting begins —- no one knows the code!

8. The gas smell that lingers as the car in the garage was left running and the door is still in the down position.

9. The garden shriveled up because of no water or again the hose is left on.

10. The morning. Alarm clock going off continuously or iPhone keeps buzzing of folks trying to get in touch....

let it be so and soon Lord ... :prayer-hands:


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Watchman35
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Well done, Tammie! Smile


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<p style="text-align: left;">The phone ringing incessantly with stupid friends, family and bill collectors while my recorded message repeats:  I'm not here, sorry if you are!  TR</p>


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What might be the best is if you are talking to a non-believer and then you just disappear!  That would be a powerful witness -- unfortunately, it will be too late for them to leave this earth pleasantly.

Just saying!

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The disappearance of so many could be a factor in the implementation of a tracking chip. Authorities might fear that some people might have escaped to the woods or mountains, evading taxes and voting responsibilities...


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