
Read this joke today: Attorney to accused: I have good news and bad news. Accused: What is the bad news? Attorney: Your blood is all over the crime scene and the DNA analysis proves that you did it. Accused: What is the good news? Attorney: Your Cholesterol is 130. In the words of Ogden Nash: "The problem with a kitten is that Eventually it becomes a cat" (Apologies to cat lovers)
