📢 Forum Update - Hello everyone! I've made an improvement to the forum that should make following active discussions much easier. Beginning today, forum topics will display the most recent replies first (while keeping the original topic post at the top), so you no longer have to navigate through multiple pages to find the latest conversation. This change also helps improve the browsing experience in long-running discussions with many pages of replies. If you notice anything that doesn't seem to be working correctly or have any feedback, please let me know. — Richard G. Oh Kolleen that was great — I read them out loud and my family just laughed so hard — thank you for the smile :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: They really like the last one and voted this the best …. :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: Hard to pick a favorite line! HERE’S HOW BAD INFLATION IS: My neighbor received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. Called to get Blue Book value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy... wars... jobs... my savings... Social Security... retirement funds, etc,. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
