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Yohanan
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Carry on!

Previous thread here.

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HERE’S HOW BAD INFLATION IS:

My neighbor received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

Called to get Blue Book value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy... wars... jobs... my savings... Social Security... retirement funds, etc,. I called the Suicide Hotline.  I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Yohanan
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:mdrmdr: :mdrmdr:  Hard to pick a favorite line!

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Oh Kolleen that was great — I read them out loud and my family just laughed so hard — thank you for the smile :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: They really like the last one and voted this the best ….

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darkness cuddles

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Read this joke today:

Attorney to accused: I have good news and bad news.

Accused: What is the bad news?

Attorney: Your blood is all over the crime scene and the DNA analysis proves that you did it.

Accused: What is the good news?

Attorney: Your Cholesterol is 130.

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In the words of Ogden Nash:

"The problem with a kitten is that

Eventually it becomes a cat"

(Apologies to cat lovers)

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