HERE’S HOW BAD INFLATION IS: My neighbor received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. Called to get Blue Book value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy... wars... jobs... my savings... Social Security... retirement funds, etc,. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: Hard to pick a favorite line! Oh Kolleen that was great — I read them out loud and my family just laughed so hard — thank you for the smile :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: They really like the last one and voted this the best …. Read this joke today: Attorney to accused: I have good news and bad news. Accused: What is the bad news? Attorney: Your blood is all over the crime scene and the DNA analysis proves that you did it. Accused: What is the good news? Attorney: Your Cholesterol is 130. In the words of Ogden Nash: "The problem with a kitten is that Eventually it becomes a cat" (Apologies to cat lovers)
