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Confession of a Pet Peeve: It is the Book of Revelation--Singular

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Well making the book plural doesn’t bother me.  I even get a kick out of when a newbie Christian pronounces one of the books incorrectly.  Back in 2016 a former neighbor was doing a “Bible Study” at her house and was inviting me to attend.  I asked what book they are studying.  I kid you not she said “Fell-lay-man”.  I said whaaat?  We were in the grocery store by the meat dept and I picked up a package of filet mignon as she is talking so I asked her to repeat herself thinking I just heard it wrong.  But she said it again “Fell-lay-man”.  She’s a former Catholic so I figured she must be using the Douay Bible version and they are notorious for adding books to the O.T.  so I said is it located in the O.T. ?  She said new.  I finally narrowed it down ... she was referring to the book of Philemon. :wacko:


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Okay, I just had an idea.  You know how we'll all get along in the Kingdom -- no one annoying anyone ever...  Well, just for nostalgia's sake, when I get to heaven I'll adopt a pet of some sort and name it "Peeve!"

I could maybe make a little extra pocket change betting people that I still have a pet peeve.  "Huh-uh!" they'd say.  "Nobody has a pet peeve."  Then I'd whistle, "Come here, boy!!"  And voila, the mystery would become a revelation!

Moreover, if I name several of my pets "Peeve," they all running in together would constitute revelations!  Right?  And since Watchman35 would have a new nature, then not even Watchman35 would cringe.

Oh, but how do you think some sensitive folks will act up there upon hearing fingernails raked across a blackboard?  Eeewwww!!!

:calvin

(Hush up, Dan!  We haven't left yet!  Go to your room!)  :wacko: :scratch:


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LOL ...  I can actually picture your pet named  Peeve calling the book of “Revelation” ... the book of the “Apocalypse” 😉    Hmm ... I wonder if Watchman 35 will accept that translation title? B-)


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