LOL :mdrmdr: My humor is too puny to be punny! TR A man bought a lie detector that slaps people in the face whenever they tell a lie. He was having dinner with his son and wife: Father to son: so, where were you this afternoon? Son: I was at the library. Smack! the lie detector slapped the son in his face son: Ok, I was at my friend's place, but we did our homework together. Smack! Another slap in the kid's face. Father: How dare you lie to me! When I was your age, I would be home after school studying. Smack! the father gets slapped Mother: Honey, please don't yell at him. He's your son after all, your own flesh and blood The lie detector punches the mother. Brutal! Slap, I loved it! TR
