:mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: LOL! TR A friend of mine used to send me jokes on whatsapp all the time. I tired to check whatsapp on my old phone to read the jokes again but I kept getting pop up screens and gave up. Here is one joke I remembered. A woman has 3 married daughters. She wanted to test how loyal her sons-in-law are to her. She was on the beach with one of her daughters. She pretended to drown. Her son-in-law jumped in and rescued her. The next day as he was leaving the house, he saw a nice Nissan with a card on the dashboard which read: "From your mother-in-law" Then she was at the beach with the other daughter and her family. She pretended to drown, her son-in-law jumped in and rescued her. The next day as he was leaving his house, he saw a nice Mercedes with a card on the dashboard which read: "From your mother-in-law" Then she was at the beach with the third daughter and her family. She pretended to drown, her son-in-law jumped in to get her, but she did really drown. The next day as he walked out of his house, a lovely Ferrari was outside, with a note on the dashboard which read: "From your father-in-law" :mdrmdr: Is you is or is you ain't my baby? There is a theatrical play/musical that I like. A mayor who is old gets engaged to a young woman. One night, several police officers show up at her door, and read a letter written to her by the mayor. The letter read: "My dear love, I can't concentrate on my work. I only think about you. I would have loved to come to your place, spend the night under your window and serenade you, had I not been worried about catching a cold. That's why I sent the police officers instead to serenade you." This is hilarious: he sends the police over to serenade her instead of him. As if they have nothing better to do. then he says: I would have loved to serenade you myself, had I not been worried about catching a cold. :mdrmdr: What a way to start your life with your wife. Don't even want to catch a cold because of her.
