Actually what came to me this morning was this one. Looking forward to joining all my friends I haven't met yet. I was going to put in Just For Fun ...

Meanwhile, waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all, swears a giant alien has landed at the mall.

Getting ready for the official explain-it-away.

Oooo, thanks for reminding me. I thought of posting this last night but fell asleep and by morning had forgotten. Everybody stay safe. And please ke...

I'm coming to your house for snacks.

No, Tennessee Ernie Ford.

I have a recipe that makes cod taste like lobster.

Thanks. I printed the list to mail to a friend who doesn't have a computer.

And since we're considering caution, I'll go ahead and post this too.

Also, wrong section but related, Daymond Duck, who seems to be a very stable and cautious gentleman, said this: Caution: A few excellent Bible prophe...