Bon Appetite? What’s for dinner at your house?

Just curious are you feeding your dog dry nuggets?   The pet shop that I got my puppy from informed me I need to add water and heat up his dry nuggets yada yada yada and the poor thing had really  bad gas.  I was holding him while sitting down in a chair and the poor thing was going at it and could feel his stomach rumbling ... sounded like a war zone taking place.  He kept looking over at me each time he did a gas bomb and I said “don’t you dare look at me ... you’re the one!” and I had no choice but to open up the window in the middle of the winter.

After 2 days of that ordeal I stopped adding water and gave dry nuggets and praise be ... no more gas bombs! :yahoo:

Yep. We give her dry dog food. She just can stink up a room!  🙁   To be honest, I think it is an indicator that she needs a potty break - so I have been taking her out if/when she stinks us out of a room. So far, she's pottied each time... maybe she is training me instead!   :mdrmdr:

:mdrmdr: :mdrmdr:   so funny!   Well ... I know who is queen of the castle in your home! Hee hee

This has me wondering if this is why we are all going to have mansions in heaven ... just to house our beloved pets in? :mdrmdr:    Or will it be only a 1 room place like dorm rooms? :unsure:    I feel sorry for those who don’t like dogs or cats.  Perhaps the Lord will assign us all who have pets to one wing of the castle and those who dislike animals to another wing?  B-)

I doubt that God will subdivide our estates based on whether we love animals or not.

Like the old saying goes:  Love the animal, hate the poop!

I'm generally not a big bean eater myself, but I do like Bush's baked beans.  No, they don't give me gas!  I'm house trained, ask my wife!

TR

Hmmm ... no subdivision of estates based on pets.  Will you be nervous if your heavenly neighbor has tons of snakes, gators and scary hairy spiders living next door to you? 😉

I'll just ask Dad to evict them!  Great to know the landlord.  Tee, hee, hee.

TR

I guess adders could become detractors. Or maybe then and up there they will have legs once again and be kinda' cute like iguanas. (Gakk!)

Hmmm ... adders with legs.  Well .... I’m not so sure if that will make me tolerate them all the more.  Just a simple gardener snake has me paralyzed with fear and trembling.  I haven’t been around any Iguanas but just googling pictures of them ... eek ... I’m leaning towards no way!!!  However, I do like Geckos and Salamanders ... they are cute and harmless. :yes:

I know someone who expects to have cats in her mansion.  Not ordinary kitty cats ... we are talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, snow leopards, panthers, jaguars ... those BIG cats!  I got a hunch the heavenly mansion life might be sort of like living on Noah’s ark!   I can just visualize opening up the door and seeing a bear, a tiger, elephant, rhino, etc trotting on down the hallway and talking too! :wacko:

Today ... is homemade pizza ... its in the oven almost done.  Served with Black Cherry soda and York Peppermint Patties! :whistle:

Pizza and black cherry soda.  Doesn't get much better than that!  I'll forgo any creepie crawlies in my Heaven, thank you.

Funny how even those of the lowest station among us can at any time revel in being master over animals!  Our pets do seem to serve many purposes.  Least of which an object of affection or soul mate!  Really?!

TR

Hopefully, Geri, those large creatures trotting down the hallway are getting in line to use a high-tech multi-species commode facility.

I used to have a St Bernard during various times in the past, and accordingly some large dog doors.  The first St Bernard was named Brutus.  As I cleaned up after Brutus every couple days out in the yard  I would sing, "Bringing in the Sheaves..."

I wonder if we'll have very large lots surrounding our mansions to disburse large animal refuse should we encounter difficulty convincing them to reliably use those indoor commodes.