Well, this has really nothing to do with drinks but it is funny. A lady at my church can see when she wears glasses but is still considered legally blind. She wanted to go to Niagara Falls. She told me I will get the ticket for half the price because I will be considered : a guide to the blind. When we got on the Greyhound, she took her seat, I lost my balance, almost fell over, hit my hip against a seat. It hurt a bit. When we were going for a walk in Niagara Falls, I nearly tripped. When we went to a coffee shop. I knocked over a glass of water. The person who works at the store had to clean up. The lady was Ok all through the trip and me, the guide to the blind, almost fell twice and knocked over a glass of water. That looks revolting. :wacko: It would probably be good for cleaning the rings in your bathtub, though. 😉 Funny ? You evidently didn't make it to Niagara Falls, Heidi. You only got as far as Niagara Stumbles. Poor Dan. 
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Unlike the Niagara River, his joke didn't go over very well. 😉
