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I wonder when we get issued our bibs?! Maybe at the staging area in the clouds?!

Again, l look up!

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:mdrmdr:  Bibs are only required to those who insist on eating lobster. :negative:

But then again ... my aunt might need one ... she was on a date at this fancy restaurant .. she ordered prime ribs which was sitting in a lot of au jus sauce and as she was cutting her meat it apparently moved around and caused a tsunami wave of au jus sauce to splatter all over her white blouse. :mdrmdr:   Meanwhile the guy had his head turned and when he looked back at her ... the look he gave was priceless while saying “whaaat happened???”  And her reply was  “I don’t know ... I was just cutting my meat”.

 

I will never forget this one Italian restaurant we frequent ... the waitress was both comical and clumsy.   One time she was using a mega size Parmesan hand cranked cheese grater and was applying the cheese to our plates at the table.  Her motto was “say when” and she would stop.  Well she got distracted and turned her head to talk to someone at another table who was asking for something and she tipped the grater and all the grated cheese then started piling up on my mom’s shirt and in her lap.  :mdrmdr:    The alarmed look on the waitress face was hilarious because it was A LOT of cheese.  And that’s not all .. that same night the table behind us wanted garlic bread ... she then brings them the long basket of garlic bread and holds the basket over the candle while talking to them and the basket catches fire ... and a lot of water was needed  to put out the fire and then that couple had to be redirected to another table because the area was water logged. :mdrmdr:

So I wonder if the angels will be serving us?  And will there be funny “accidents” along the way?  Will we need to keep changing our white robes or will the spills sudden disappear? :whistle:

 

 

 


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I've already made an arrangement with the angels to change out your tea for coffee! 😉


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And he has such a trusting face!

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LOL  switching out the drinks and mixing-up the meal plate orders would be very amusing to watch because think about how many people that will be in attendance!   Going back to Adam and Eve since we have the guests also there.  Anybody want to guess how many people total that have invitations to the King’s wedding feast?  Will it be 7 billion?  7 trillion? :unsure:

Think of the noise level of everyone either talking or laughing?   And will we run out of the popular sumptuous food platters and have to wait for more to be made ... while the ... ahem ... fish dishes remain cold and abandoned.  B-)


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