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Hey Everybody! I Stand At The Door With Chalk--Give Me A Black Board!

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Scott
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Well It looks like someone  has broken the lock on the old Ritan door and entered the premises without a backstage pass!!  It is I---Scott the lost prodiGAL   or should I say prodiGUY!  Gender is important  here and  I respect  the one  who is the Mender of all Gender  and that would be the Maker  and Creator of all things-Jesus Christ!!

So nice to be here  in the   great company of  both  new and old Ritan members as I also am an older member who started at the old website in the year 2007 to be exact!

I began my journey  here with just a few querky  adlibs and some  insightful  theories about the second coming  and it seemed to catch on like a wildfire--it does help to relate to others instead of trying to promote ones own  agenda--you can win others with honey but  love is much sweeter and it doesn't  sting as much--unless the honeybee needs  correction--then tough love  is necessary---boy I just started back here and I am already preaching!

Well  I  am so honored to be among the chosen instead  of   wallowing with the frozen!  I have been with the frozen  and  they are not fun to be around--it feels like they  are  trapped in a stigma which I call  Monestery Haughtiness--religion  is humankind  reaching  up by his or her own values system to attain a state of  spirituality that  makes the sacrifice of Christ on the Cross a  worthless  achievement!

We  cannot   on our own overcome  sin or the  worlds  traps and snares  by  religion  --it has to be  conquered by a sin sacrifice   of Blood--- and it is this  historical  divine work on the cross which  plowed through all our  walls of doubt to construct a new wall of faith in this  accomplished  feat  of  our redemer!

Now if you want to  have the rest of this sermon-please send a donation of 40 euro dollars to my bank account off Novis Soscia bay - which is not to far from the Hamptons!  Just Kidding!!

I told you I still am  kinda rediculous--but more balanced! or is it off-balanced?   Well, not off-balanced enough to where I can't stop myself from falling over!

This has been an unpaid  political announcement--if it were a national emergency-you would have been alerted to contact your nearest pastor and he would sign you up for  indept spiritual counceling!!  Only you can heed the signs of moral decay!

Again-Thanks everybody for welcoming me aboard!!  The ride looks to be  a great one!!

 


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Are you Scott who had a fictional dog?


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Welcome back Scott.


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Hey Heidi!  That be me--I mean Scarby!!   On the old website did you have a different username- I can't  remember   what you went by back then.

I am  looking for someone to put up a picture  of my old pal Scarby so I can use him in my profile photo!

You have a squrriel  on your profile---  I think  Scarby like squrriels very much--they taste like chicken---I didn't mean that !!  It remined me of  a comedy show that I had seen years ago and they used that line--no!  Lets not hurt the squrriels Scarby!!  They  help clean up all those walnuts and acorns off the ground during winter time--I always let the squrriels have at most of the nuts on the ground--although they make many small holes to bury them in --once Scarby  chased a squrriel around the yard  as he was attempting to bury  his nut---  and just as  Scarby came up on the cute little critter  he hiked the acorn and not the dirt right at Scarby's  snout --  it bopped him on his nose and  they chased each other around the yard for hours--- if  you are ever over at our house sometime I will have to show you where the squrriel is buried---again sorry!!  I did not  mean to say Scarby buried the squrriel---he made best friends with the cute sweet animal and now they facebook each other like five times a day--Scarby likes to bark while the squrriel likes to twitter!!

Am I not spelling squrriel correct-- it is  underlined in red everytime!  I got Ds and Fs in grade school English!

 


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I was reading your post and it made me laugh so I guessed that is you even before you wrote your response.

thank you for the laugh about: glad to be among the chosen and not the frozen....

I think squirrels are cute and I love to watch them eat nuts. :bye:


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