📢 Forum Update - Hello everyone! I've made an improvement to the forum that should make following active discussions much easier. Beginning today, forum topics will display the most recent replies first (while keeping the original topic post at the top), so you no longer have to navigate through multiple pages to find the latest conversation. This change also helps improve the browsing experience in long-running discussions with many pages of replies. If you notice anything that doesn't seem to be working correctly or have any feedback, please let me know. — Richard G. Well It looks like someone has broken the lock on the old Ritan door and entered the premises without a backstage pass!! It is I---Scott the lost prodiGAL or should I say prodiGUY! Gender is important here and I respect the one who is the Mender of all Gender and that would be the Maker and Creator of all things-Jesus Christ!! So nice to be here in the great company of both new and old Ritan members as I also am an older member who started at the old website in the year 2007 to be exact! I began my journey here with just a few querky adlibs and some insightful theories about the second coming and it seemed to catch on like a wildfire--it does help to relate to others instead of trying to promote ones own agenda--you can win others with honey but love is much sweeter and it doesn't sting as much--unless the honeybee needs correction--then tough love is necessary---boy I just started back here and I am already preaching! Well I am so honored to be among the chosen instead of wallowing with the frozen! I have been with the frozen and they are not fun to be around--it feels like they are trapped in a stigma which I call Monestery Haughtiness--religion is humankind reaching up by his or her own values system to attain a state of spirituality that makes the sacrifice of Christ on the Cross a worthless achievement! We cannot on our own overcome sin or the worlds traps and snares by religion --it has to be conquered by a sin sacrifice of Blood--- and it is this historical divine work on the cross which plowed through all our walls of doubt to construct a new wall of faith in this accomplished feat of our redemer! Now if you want to have the rest of this sermon-please send a donation of 40 euro dollars to my bank account off Novis Soscia bay - which is not to far from the Hamptons! Just Kidding!! I told you I still am kinda rediculous--but more balanced! or is it off-balanced? Well, not off-balanced enough to where I can't stop myself from falling over! This has been an unpaid political announcement--if it were a national emergency-you would have been alerted to contact your nearest pastor and he would sign you up for indept spiritual counceling!! Only you can heed the signs of moral decay! Again-Thanks everybody for welcoming me aboard!! The ride looks to be a great one!! Gentle Breeze--you must be feeling your PUNNY Bone today-clever pun!! I'm afraid if Scarby ordered Pizza that once it arrived he would ask a neighbor if they had anything he could add to it --like Grey--POOPon! And of course the there would be a misunderstanding about that french word--By the way could someone please PASTA Chees wiz!! Get it! Pas-sta or PASS the or --forget it!!! Hee! Hee! WOO HOO! Did someone say PIZZA DELIVERY? I hope Scarby gets one with plenty o' PUP-PERONI! :mdrmdr: And I hope now that ol' Scarbs has been located, that the mods can help you get his mugshot back as your icon/profile photo! Scott & Scarbs - a match made in heaven!!?? God bless y'all! Oh My Goodness! Hes Returned! Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooo much Gentle breeze for finding this gracious bag of flea particles--I mean bag of joy!! I had a wanted poster out -- I mean a Lost or Found -APB- not sure what the AP means-- but the B means Bulletin! He is always turning up missing from his well secured dog house in my backyard the allegator pit around the perimeter and the four bear traps on each corner of the structure is surprising to me in a multitude of befuddliments! I could care less about his reasons for escaping and the planning strategies it took for him to manuveur away from such a secured locked down facility- I mean his comfort zone ! He had to be on some kind of mental trip that involves some very strong mind altering drugs---Possibly and no doubt--Alieve or Bayer asperin --you must remember a dog has a seven fold increase reation to a drug then do we---Did I just say---Do we!!! That sounds like a dogs name---come here DOEEY!!! Here Boy!! Thats a good boy!! Well-as long as Scarby is back home now and safe and sound and in his own safe zone and free of the fears and unknown that is out there beyond my property line--I guess its time for me to put the ankle tracking device back on his leg again-- and pull out the computer cable that links him to the outside world-- and lay out the bear traps around his dog house paremeter---Just Kidding!! I am not going to restrict his freedom of movement as long as he is under my control--I mean under my supervision!! I will just put some verbal commands on his behavior as to what he is to do so that this disappearing act of his comes to a halting stop and no more search parties need to be organized again! I got just the thing to keep him around the yard and not far from his dog house- PIZZA Delivery! Hi Scott! Missing your old friend Scarby dooby-do? Well, he's been hiding out in the web sphere - on a site for ugly dogs! Here's the direct link to his mugshot photo - pearls & all - enjoy! :calvin https://stupiduglydogs.wordpress.com/2014/06/26/munchkin/ 
