Nothing like a good pun! 25 people in a queue, unless any one of them has only 1 eye, changes the equation :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: What’s harder still is if the two foot prints are already on a raised platform and you have no choice but to squat, you begin praying, you don’t fall in or loose your balance as you reach for the bits of cut up newspapers and magazines because you forgot to bring your TP when you ran out of the beautiful church building to use their W.C. - an up scale version of the American out house. oh did I mention it’s a dual use W.C. With out door dividers in between :mdrmdr: truly is like that, I’ve shared one with a fellow sister - when ya gotta go, you gotta go — or how about three women who join you because you found the most secluded tree on your route to another village, now you not only have to watch your stream, but make sure theirs stays going down hill as well, :mdrmdr: what fun traveling the world can bring, looking so forward to the next 1000 or plus years, minus the W.C. , Lue, facilities, etc... :mdrmdr: :prayer-hands: :mdrmdr: Speaking about being in the queue of the bathroom ... I received a letter today from the hospital with prep work instructions for a colonoscopy exam in Sept. I notified them back in June to cancel the Sept exam since I had it done at another hospital and it was a success. Obviously someone did NOT check their voice mail messages so I’m still in their computer queue ... going for the new worlds record of 3 colonoscopies within 7 months ... can you imagine? B-) They must think I LOVE drinking the prep junk. I noticed the prescription this time is for NuLYTELY ... last time it was GoLYTELY ... how many LYTELY are there? And a person is certainly not going lightly ... 🙁 :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: No one goes lightly with GoLYTELY, that my friend is a total “oxymoron” . Awe Geri, they really must like cleaning you out :mdrmdr: .... they gave you the NuLYTELY that has — NO sodium sulfate and 52% less salt for better taste —- I’d <u>pass</u> on that if I were you :mdrmdr: Kent — we have our “punny” days and “pad” days here on RITAN— but overall, we like to keep it rolling :mdrmdr: Woe ... I finally got a live person to call back from the scheduling dept. Low and behold she removed my name from their computer queue and will fill that time spot with another victim! :yahoo: Now Tammie, I don’t ever expect to have to take that nasty GoLYTELY junk ever again ... because my next exam isn’t until 5 more years ... surely the rapture will happen before then ... B-) I know that God will be telling puns for eternity. Oh, it's going to be soooooo fun! Kinda like how many humans does it take to follow directions?! TR Oye vey, Geri, I pray we are certainly out of here before your next GoLYTELY event .... Lord help us if we’re not —- bad news bears to the max for sure! “According to my research, Laughter is the best medicine; giggling is good for mild infections; chuckling works for minor cuts and bruises; and snickering only makes things worse” :mdrmdr: Doctor to patient “So I understand you’ve lost the ability to speak, when did this happen” :mdrmdr: yak, yak! :calvin 
TR - are you talking humus or A.I. humans :mdrmdr: that reminds me of: How many humans does to take to change a light bulb? 5 - 1 to hold the light bulb and 4 to turn the ladder :mdrmdr:
You know God has a great sense of humor - just look at the animal kingdom and have you ever watched the goony birds (Albatross) land on land after they’ve been at sea for 7 years? You want to roll with laughter pull up the YouTube on Albatross landing - it is hilarious :mdrmdr: :mdrmdr: :prayer-hands:
