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Coronavirus; Perfect Cover for the Rapture

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Yohanan
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It would sure be an easy way for them to explain why so many people suddenly "died".

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Announcement!!

It's truly a break-through of advanced science and mortuary arts!  Millions of people have clearly died of COVID-19.  Disinfecting was going to be a messy chore before this breakthrough.  But to save the world from unnecessary postmortem dangers, the mortuary industry perfected, as a service, the immaculate removal your loved-one's dead body without a trace, leaving only the telltale clothing last worn, if any, and their embedded prosthetic devices behind intact, as cherished memorabilia.

And for only $5,500, the cost of the casket your loved one ultimately didn't need, they'll create an official death certificate for insurance and probate purposes, having a quality equal to or exceeding the authenticity of Obama's birth certificate.

A windfall boon to the left-behind unbelieving mortuary science specialists.  Think of the possibilities!

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Yes!  Something is fishy ... because now they don’t want us to leave the house ... not even go grocery shopping.  You have to wonder are they going to force people to stay off the streets with martial law?

This latest news headline - they are expecting high numbers of deaths ... how fitting if the church disappears during that timeframe!

“White House suggests avoiding grocery stores and public places over the next few weeks, as the COVID-19 battle escalates”

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:mdrmdr:   Yes!  And how does the left behind loved one receive the life insurance or spousal retirement benefits, etc. without a dead body?   They can’t prove the person died ... and can you just see the insurance company getting tons of calls to process claims and they quickly have to write into their rule book “sorry but you can’t use your loved one simply “vanished into thin air” or “flew away”.  So all the benefit money set aside ... will likely stay in the hands of  the insurance company. :wacko:

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Yes, I read something somewhere that was talking about how the first Passover the Hebrews were locked in their houses, but ready to go on a moment's notice.  Not unlike this year on Passover.    But also the first Easter and for the few days after the disciples were locked away for fear of the authorities.

I see alot of loose ends and keep trying to tie them all together to explain what it all means......all i know for sure is i have not been singing anything sadder than "zippity doo dah" over the last month or so.  Time is short.

 

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I believe insurance companies call that an "Act of God. " Yup.  :yahoo:

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Geri7,

I have 11:00 am (6:00 pm Jerusalem time) Saturday April 11th marked on my calendar : )

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:mdrmdr:   Good one!  I should have remembered that ... I used to read the contracts for the conference trade shows before my boss would sign them and any calamities were considered “an Act of God” and no refunds.  It happened once when our sales team and a couple of programmers were  suppose to be in San Francisco the week of 9/11 but they shut down all air travel.  The trade show got cancelled and all the companies who rented booths and hotel rooms (discount lodging was also thru the same organization that sponsored the trade shows so no refunds given for the hotel rooms either)

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Cool ... I will be on high alert Saturday! :good:

I’m reading on-line they want all grocery stores across the country to be closed on Easter, April 12th.  Hmmm ... :popcorn

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I was thinking that this global lock down would be God's way of minimizing the damage from our sudden departure.

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