"Todd Tomlinson says, I’ve had the privilege of seeing them in person several times over the past 10 years." Oh wow!!! That's great!!! Lucky you! Did you meet them? "Funny guys but always with a message." Oh yes. Always with a great message. I started a Celebrate Recovery at our church and became the Oregon State representative for the ministry. We had annual meetings where the skit guys would come and do a couple of skits over the week that we were at the conference. 1. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t robots. 2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.” 3. I thought growing old would take longer. 4. It’s weird being the same age as old people. 5. Just once I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH. 6. If I am ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works. 7. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think… “That can’t be accurate. 8. I see people out there zip lining and mountain climbing and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. 9. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. 10. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages…Metamucil and Ensure. 11. You know you are getting old when “friends with benefits” means having someone who can drive at night. 12. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time. 13. Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor. 14. For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything. 15. I just got a present labeled, “From Mom and Dad”, and you know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside. 16. Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches. - Fair Use - 
