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Hey Everybody! I Stand At The Door With Chalk--Give Me A Black Board!

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Scott
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OHHH Heidi---Thank you sooo much!!  But to tell you the truth- I don't trust these computers   under my direction---you see at the Library I get to go out and visit others and maybe strike up a conversation or two with  my  next  session partner--  it  is too confining to be at home all the time!  But I do appreciate your prayers for my health - I am being tested with  a skin problem by having used  an old prescription medicine on my back which was expired and now I have a burn  on that area --  It is taking its time healing!!

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Scarby sez ... "DID YA MISS ME, DAD???"

Scarby

:groan

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Hi Scott! Missing your old friend Scarby dooby-do? Well, he's been hiding out in the web sphere - on a site for ugly dogs!

Here's the direct link to his mugshot photo - pearls & all - enjoy! :calvin

https://stupiduglydogs.wordpress.com/2014/06/26/munchkin/

 

 

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Oh My Goodness!  Hes Returned! Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooo much Gentle breeze for finding  this gracious bag of flea particles--I mean  bag of joy!!   I had a wanted poster out -- I mean a Lost  or Found -APB- not sure  what the AP means-- but the B means Bulletin!

He is always turning up missing  from his well secured  dog house in my backyard   the  allegator pit   around the perimeter  and the four bear traps on each corner of the structure is surprising to me in a multitude of befuddliments!

I could care less about his  reasons for escaping and the  planning strategies it took for him to manuveur away from such a secured  locked down facility- I mean  his  comfort zone !

He had to be on some kind of mental trip that involves  some very strong mind altering drugs---Possibly and no doubt--Alieve or Bayer asperin --you must remember a dog has a seven fold increase reation to a drug then do we---Did I just say---Do we!!!  That sounds like a dogs name---come here DOEEY!!!  Here Boy!! Thats a good boy!!

Well-as long as Scarby is back home now and safe and sound and in his own safe zone and free of the fears and unknown that is out there beyond my property line--I guess its time for me to put the ankle  tracking device back on his leg again-- and pull out the computer cable that links him to the outside world-- and lay out the bear traps around his dog house paremeter---Just Kidding!!  I am not going to restrict his freedom of movement as long as he is under my control--I mean under my supervision!!

I will just put some verbal commands on his behavior as to what he is to do so that this disappearing act  of his comes  to a halting stop and no more search parties  need to be organized again!

I got just the thing to keep him around  the yard and  not far from his  dog house- PIZZA Delivery!

 

 

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WOO HOO! Did someone say PIZZA DELIVERY? I hope Scarby gets one with plenty o' PUP-PERONI! :mdrmdr:

And I hope now that ol' Scarbs has been located, that the mods can help you get his mugshot back as your icon/profile photo!

Scott & Scarbs - a match made in heaven!!??

God bless y'all!

 

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Gentle Breeze--you must be feeling  your PUNNY Bone today-clever pun!!  I'm afraid if Scarby ordered Pizza that once it arrived he would ask a neighbor if they had anything he could add to it --like Grey--POOPon!  And of course the there would be a misunderstanding  about that french word--By the way could someone please PASTA   Chees wiz!! Get it! Pas-sta or PASS the or --forget it!!! Hee! Hee!

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