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Yohanan
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KolleenWStone
HERE’S HOW BAD INFLATION IS:
My neighbor received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Called to get Blue Book value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty.
And, finally…
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy… wars… jobs… my savings… Social Security… retirement funds, etc,. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Yohanan
Hard to pick a favorite line!You need to login in order to like this post: click here
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Tammie
Oh Kolleen that was great — I read them out loud and my family just laughed so hard — thank you for the smile
They really like the last one and voted this the best ….You need to login in order to like this post: click here
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Yohanan
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Yohanan
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Terry
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Heidi
Read this joke today:
Attorney to accused: I have good news and bad news.
Accused: What is the bad news?
Attorney: Your blood is all over the crime scene and the DNA analysis proves that you did it.
Accused: What is the good news?
Attorney: Your Cholesterol is 130.
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Heidi
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Geri9
So precious! Neat how they have the same coloring.
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Paul R
In the words of Ogden Nash:
“The problem with a kitten is that
Eventually it becomes a cat”
(Apologies to cat lovers)
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KolleenWStone
…..and catches mice, flies, moths, are cuddly warm, playful and funny!
Not like drooling body sniffing dogs! You need to login in order to like this post: click here
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Terry
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Yohanan
…..and catches mice
Um, not!!! At one time I had two cats and a dog. There was a mouse under the bed so I looked under to see what was going on. Both of the cats were laying there with the mouse on the other side, all three lookin at each other. looked like a lovely tea party going on. Then I noticed the mouse was sitting in the extension chord so I gave it a yank. Out flew the mouse and in the blink of an eye the dog was on it! He grabbed it, gave it a good crunch, then slung it against the wall. Problem solved. YAY dog!
Both of my dogs are/were superior mouses to any of the cats I’ve ever had.You need to login in order to like this post: click here
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Geri9
Yay to the dog!
My childhood dog was a GREAT mouser! Caught the mice in our pocono vacation home. We didn’t feed him for the 2 hr road trip because he would get car sick. So here we just arrive and he catches one near the sofa and had in his mouth and showed us and we are saying drop drop but he must of thought … hey, you didn’t feed me yet and ate it right in front of us … that crunching sound 
I still recall.My current dog, same breed, is not very good at catching mice. Instead when he sees the rodents outdoors he will aim and pee on them as they stand still and quiver. 😂. Also he doesn’t trust strangers giving him food. One guy from the electric company was installing new meters and I was outside with him … the guy was trying to be nice and had a dog biscuit for him … my dog accepted the bone … then dropped it on the grass … then lifted up his leg and peed on the bone and then walked away.
Hey, I never taught him that. That has got to be a guy thing! The electric man at least had a good sense of humor and didn’t take it too personal. (Whew). I did say I only feed him gourmet food. He said your dog needs to be on a commercial.You need to login in order to like this post: click here
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Heidi
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Geri9
Both Christmas tree footage
… and the paw in the coffee mug! 😂I never knew cats could get into sooo much trouble! Nothing is safe not even the ceiling area. After viewing this clip … I think dogs are easier to take care of!
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KolleenWStone
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Terry
As read on a meme:
“Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall.
It took me a moment to realize they meant “autumn”
not the collapse of civilization.”
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Yohanan
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Anonymous
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Yohanan
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Yohanan
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Geri9
Hey … there was silence because the females were entertained at a 30 minute tea partea with donuts and cake😉
I just wonder how much all will be talking when we should be quiet? Will we own a shoe phone like Get Smart? Or the glorified bodies have some type of mechanism keyboard on the wrist/hand that can send text messages? And this is why the devil copy cats with trying to mix iron with clay … but in the wrong way to get control of people’s mind? Will people still be whispering during services and talking at the rewards ceremony, etc? And … will the ratio of loud mouths actually be the guys vs the girls?
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Tammie
Good one Geri — good one
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Tammie
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Yohanan
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Tammie
TP math —
Get it while you can — wont need it in heaven — I think
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Heidi
Which school did these people attend?
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Yohanan
Which school did these people attend?
The same one as the people running our government.
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Kent
They went to Wossamotta U!
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Kent
Wossamotta U was Rocky and Bullwinkle’s alma mater.
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Yohanan
Now wait a minute, Kent! Don’t put Rocky and Bullwinkle in the same boat as those clowns!
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Kent
I stand corrected! Rocky and Bullwinkle were much more accomplished.
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Yohanan
And much more entertaining!
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Kent
And they made much more sense than our so-called elites (aka educated fools).
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Yohanan
Isn’t that the truth!!!
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Kent
I bet our Savior has and appreciates a good sense of humor. I cannot wait to experience His wit, knowledge, and love. Maybe there is a verse or two in the Bible that were said humorously but we interpret as said seriously. Any thoughts on this?
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Kent
He had to have been amused at circumstances or by His disciples on occasion.
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Yohanan
He tolerated Peter! Lol! He created laughter and humor. I bet he had a very good dry wit!
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KolleenWStone
I think the Lord laughed, knowing the future, when He wrote this, politically speaking:
And He shall set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the Left. Matt 25:33
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Tammie
Matt 25:41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.”. And that is for all the evil left
Of course God has a sense of humor — he made the giraffe didn’t he
Psalm 2:4 “He who sits in the heavens laughs; the Lord holds them in derision.”
God wants His children to be merry and full of laughter Prov 17:22 “A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”
Per the Mayo Clinic “Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the good endorphins that are released by your brain.”
FYI – Rocky and Bullwinkle are indeed a step above the left today …
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Rick Jones
I took a picture of the full moon tonight in Southern California.
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Tammie
Amazing Rick — can’t wait to see it from the “other” side
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KolleenWStone
Tammie: Per the Mayo Clinic “Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the good endorphins that are released by your brain.”
Whew……………………I’m so glad I married Dan, for those laughs, and everything else!!
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Tammie
So Dan is a comic, funny man, or laughable
Just kidding — Having a Merry heart is a blessing from the Lord…. You need to login in order to like this post: click here
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MyWhiteStone
Well Tammie, if “Having a Merry heart” is a blessing from the Lord, and that long-awaited “Covenant with Many for One Seven” is confirmed on December 12th as expected, then quite possibly we’ll all have a Merry Christmas in heaven this year at long last. Now that’s what I’d call “Having a Merry Heart!” And what a Christmas present!!
Okay, so now just to segue back to the JUST for FUN thread, do you remember experiencing this feeling in a large church?
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Tammie
So that is funny and I actually have experienced it in a way — we visited a new church several months ago …. My hubby had to make a pit stop before we got in the car …. So I made my way to the side wall to wait — there were folks there and soon on either side of me …. I did not realize until the lady to my right, said “are you in line to pick up your grandchild?” …. Apparently I had positioned myself in the nursery pick up line so much for trying to get out of the way of the “fellowshipping” …. It was not the church for us, did not preach or hold to the rapture of the church
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Yohanan
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Kent
That reminds me of a family friend that took her grandson to the airport to see someone off. The plane taxied and then stopped at the end of the runway. The boy asked his grandmother, “What is the plane waiting for?” She replied that “it is waiting for clearance.” The boy asked, “Why didn’t Clarence get on with the rest of them?”
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Tammie
So a true but sad story — Australia … a lady, having missed the last boarding call for a plane .. ran onto the tarmac and waving her arms to stop the plane … the pilot shut the engines off, so that she would not get shucked into the engines … the police arrested her, so she missed the trip entirely — that is just “plane stupid”
full article —https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjtm-QySeKc
A woman has been arrested after allegedly running onto the tarmac at Canberra Airport in an apparent attempt to stop a flight from leaving without her.
The ordeal was captured on camera as the woman allegedly ran past airport security onto the tarmac and under the plane, waving at the pilot to let her onto the QantasLink flight to Adelaide.
The woman was arrested by the Australian Federal Police (AFP) on Wednesday at 7.30pm.You need to login in order to like this post: click here
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Tammie
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KolleenWStone
A serial car thief was apprehended is a very unique way.
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Yohanan
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Tammie
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Heidi
“Inbox Me For More Recipes”
I think I’ll pass Yohanan.
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Yohanan
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KolleenWStone
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Yohanan
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Tammie
There are folks who are still holding on to the things of this world…..
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MyWhiteStone
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MyWhiteStone
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Yohanan
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Geri9
And here are the King James Only dogs 😂🤣
Hey in the next life I’m sure our fur babies will be talking and perhaps they will copy cat our accents and language so … I think this is possible to teach them Shakespearean lango.
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KolleenWStone
No bitingeth!…want to go for a walketh?…lay downeth!…got geteth it!…come hereth!!…
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Yohanan
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Kent
Yohanan, How many times have we heard “I just want a bite.”? It’s definitely an XX thing. I’m a slow learner, but I have finally caught on.
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Yohanan
Kent, we are allowed to live just long enough to figure it out!
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Kent
Regarding Yohanan’s post further up: As far as being in trouble and not having a clue why, I’m the poster guy for that. I can sure step in it. Ladies, we guys can be pretty clueless at times. No mind games on our part are involved. So that look of surprise on our faces isn’t feigned. 😳
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Geri9
Okay fella’s no need for special marriage vows … this is how it works … if your wife or date is serious about stealing “a few”🙄 French fries … she would be wearing this to clue you 😉
Then you simply just order the family size platter of fries … “when she disappears to the bathroom to powder her nose” and all will be well on your dinner date
And if she says “she is not hungry she will just pick” then make sure you add on the veggie donuts … and don’t forget a beverage (with free refills) for her too
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Terry
Happy Thanksgiving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGOc0P5DEI&t=1s
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Geri9
And … here is proof it’s a guys world and the living is much easier for them … check out the shampoo offerings ….
6 in 1 men’s shampoo promises to clean: hair, face, body, carpet, car and dishes 😳
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Yohanan
Continue here.
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