https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/ Rapture In The Air Now Discussion Board en-US Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:16:30 +0000 wpForo 60 https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/im-not-goin-to-hell/ Thu, 04 Mar 2021 21:21:01 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good gratefulforgrace https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/im-not-goin-to-hell/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/kitten-zoom-filter-mishap-aka-kitten-lawyer/ Fri, 12 Feb 2021 15:20:53 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good Sonya https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/kitten-zoom-filter-mishap-aka-kitten-lawyer/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/you-dont-choose-a-cat-a-cat-chooses-you/ Sun, 03 Jan 2021 11:49:39 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good Sonya https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/you-dont-choose-a-cat-a-cat-chooses-you/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/good-food-wrong-car/ Thu, 12 Mar 2020 01:33:50 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good David https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/good-food-wrong-car/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/funny-names-slang-phrases/ Fri, 31 Jan 2020 19:42:37 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good Yohanan https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/funny-names-slang-phrases/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/comic-relief/ Fri, 27 Sep 2019 18:43:28 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good Heidi https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/comic-relief/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/ever-wonder-why/ Sat, 27 Apr 2019 12:47:41 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good Geri7 https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/ever-wonder-why/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/imagine-a-row-of-eyeballs-50-feet-up-waiting-in-line/ Mon, 22 Apr 2019 22:56:21 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good MyWhiteStone https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/imagine-a-row-of-eyeballs-50-feet-up-waiting-in-line/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/order-in-the-court/ Mon, 22 Apr 2019 10:36:37 +0000 How do court reporters keep straight faces? These are from a book called “Disorder in the Courts” and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.   Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? Witness: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' Attorney: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan! _______________________________ Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ Attorney: What is your date of birth? Witness: July 18th. Attorney: What year? Witness: Every year. _____________________________________ Attorney: How old is your son, the one living with you? Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Attorney: How long has he lived with you? Witness: Forty-five years. _________________________________ Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? Witness: Yes. Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory? Witness: I forget. Attorney: You forget?  Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ Attorney: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? Witness: He's 20, much like your IQ. ____________________________________________ Attorney: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Attorney: How many were boys? Witness: None. Attorney: Were there any girls? Witness: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated? Witness: By death. Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated? Witness: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ Attorney: Can you describe the individual? Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard. Attorney: Was this a male or a female? Witness: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? Witness:  No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ Attorney: ALL your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? Witness: Oral... _________________________________________ Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? Witness: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness: No. Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure? Witness: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No. Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Witness: No. Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.]]> Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good Geri7 https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/order-in-the-court/ https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/the-obituary/ Tue, 16 Apr 2019 07:38:46 +0000 Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good Geri7 https://raptureintheairnow.com/community/just-for-fun-laughter-does-the-heart-good/the-obituary/