Lisa and Patrick and all you other Rita Now Rapture Dancers! Let's grab our dancing shoes and chase away those Burrito Belt Buckle Blaster Blues!!! Yeee-Haaaaa!! Aa--Reee-Va! Aa-Ree-Va!!

Patrick you old sidekick compadra! You got er done!! Thanks for your amazing skills at doing the involuntary St. Vitas Dance among the judges at the premiere audition of Dancing With The Stars!

Did someone say "Dancing with the Stars?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaYPWtNvJ-A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDWTjkHb9nY

Lisa that was a fuuny cartoon!! The Taco Bell dog having the montazooma revenge attack!! He sure did have a running off at the border!!

Makes you wonder if that Taco Bell dog eventually did make it onto the menu of the resterant having served his commercial marketing purpose!

We will all miss his cute little chunky face and his bright big glaring eyes and his unknown language as we now eat our Taco Bell food without any dog telling us that this food is the best ever---boy how dogs lie!!!!

Perhaps it is time to abandon the most reliable source we know of, to be the main cause of gastric hypertalisis, rubus of the gastric mucosa and the resultive uabated flatulence and sloughing of the intestinal lining, dyspepsia and involuntary St Vitas Dance.

Regards;
Monsenior Luca Brocolli

Well for your information--I am, but in a more fun and constructive manner without any pyro technics or wooppie cushions!!

Just the other day while Scarby my pet dog and his nephew rotting wilder Sweet Thang were eating together at the Taco Bell resterant; we all were listening to the old forty-fives on the overhead speaker system and then heard an announcement that Taco Bell was going to have a Bell Burrito Burst Blast Feist on the following Tuesday after Next Friday!!

You should have seen those two sets of puppy eyes light up like four hand granades waiting to go off in a men's toilet basin!!!

Yep! The two conrestant at my table went directly to the counter and signed up for the constest and with a quick ink paw print on the dotted line; both Scarby and Sweet Thang were offical contestents in the Burrito Burst Blast Feist!

There was only one catch to the entry regulations! That both Scarby and Sweet Thang could not be registered Democrats or using any type of medication that cause a side effect of spouting off folklore in a crowded auditorum or a lunch room!!

They both marked the yes box on these questions on the official contest application!!

By marking the Yes Box they sealed their fate!! They were later told that they should have marked the boxes with a NO answer!!

Both Scarby and Sweet Thang later found out that the Bell Burrito Burst Blast Feist was not actually about how many Taco Bell Burritos one could eat in one setting!!

The contest was basically being held to see how long someone could keep every burrito down long enough so as to proclaim a winner after a time period of 4 hours!!!

You see that is the maximum of time which every patron visitor usually has after once eating the Taco Bell Cheesy Burrito Blast Bunker Buster; before they just have enough time to make an emergency run to the border for medical aid!!!

That is why now both myself and Scarby and Sweet Thang will no longer be going to these loaded bean body busting blaster parlors of intestinal pain any longer!!

We now all go out for dinner at the Leaping Canary Dragon House Of Sow!!! At least after eating dinner at this place you can't feel your waist on down!!! No pain--less strain!!!

What is the moral of this story! Wisdom in the mouth of fools is like a bad decision in a truckers empty wallet!!!