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yankee gurl down under

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ok i have heard some funny things about why some are not ready for Jesus to come back
these are Christians too hehe

1. i will miss my tv soaps
2. what no Nintendo , x bx or playstation
3. no shopping
4. no marriage in heaven
5. no sex in heaven! are you kidding l ( one man asked that )
6. what about my pets ?
7. i have not lived my life yet im only in my 20s !
8. i have to leave my sail boat behind !
9. worrying about my money in the bank lol
10 what if we dont were clothes in heaven , i dont want anyone to see me aghhhh
11. i will be bored in heaven

add yours these are just a few of the excuses people use to say " im not ready for Jesus to come back "

some will make you laugh , others you will relate too

WE are creatures of habit
this is all we ever known Earth so it can be scary and confusing and some rebel at the face of his coming
but GOD has things planed for us in Heaven that no man has ever seen so to ask these things
its ok ;)
WE ARE ONLY HUMAN , untill we recieve our Heavely bodies hehe

please feel free to add some questions that come across your mind about the rapture , im sure you will get a chuckle reading a few of mine ...

ps the boat one is my husbands haha he bought a 30 ft yacht and dont want to leave it behind lol

"Church of Jesus Christ, Pray up ,Pack up ,Look up , Cause We Are Going up in
Jesus Name in a Twinkling of an eye "

Posted 9 months ago #

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I put those who don't want Jesus to return for material reasons as scoffers

Jesus, Pre-Tribulation, Pro-Israel, Pro-Biblical Marriage, Pro-Life

Posted 9 months ago #
yankee gurl down under

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not all are scoffers
they are just human , we have questions
and we wonder , that is a normal feeling to question

my daughter came up to me one day
around 1989 and said " mom i have not lived my life or even got married yet " hehe

its very normal ...

scoffing to me is
i refuse to belive Jesus is coming
or I dont believe in Jesus or the 2nd coming

God knows we are human and he knows that we dont understand the mysteries of what lies ahead
just like that Christian hubby of mine
he is saved and loves God

but hes like a kid with that sail boat
and he dont wanna share haha

ill bet God sometimes laughs at our ideas and questions
too

God bless
Yankee gurl down under

ps im 48 and still love Mario Bros haha

Posted 9 months ago #

1 vote of thanks [Kasely]
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Yankee Gurl, I really do love your posts!
God Bless you sister.

"Owe no man anything, but to love one another: for he that loveth
another hath fulfilled the law." ~ Romans 13:8

Posted 9 months ago #
yankee gurl down under

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scoff 1 (skf, skôf)
v. scoffed, scoff·ing, scoffs
v.tr.
To mock at or treat with derision.
v.intr.
To show or express derision or scorn.
n.
An expression of derision or scorn.
[Middle English scoffen, from scof, mockery, probably of Scandinavian origin; akin to Danish skof, jest, teasing.]
scoffer n.
scoffing·ly adv.

now on the other had when we say
"GOD im not going if i cant have tv in heaven or my xbox or my things "

GOD knows the heart of man
the one who scoffs will mock and say " there is no God or " Jesus is no coming

there is difference between being a human and in question with what we dont know about the Rapture and those who dont belive in HIM or his coming

im sure if you ask any christian they all have questions about it , its a very real and human thing to do
but to say they are Scoffers
i disagree ... all are Not scoffers but in question

you will know the true scoffer
he denies and mocks

God bless
Yankeegurldownunder

Posted 9 months ago #
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aww thanks brother kasley ;)

im a person of humor and im real
not just Saved but las time i checked (human too ) lol

we are Gods children and little do we know it but so our thoughts and ways

HIS thoughts are not our thoughts not our ways HIS

and hes not just our ABBA hes our daddy
and even daddys laugh at what their little children say on ocassion
"where did that question come from " lol scratching his head haha

and we laugh .... and he knows we only know a tiny fraction for what he has PLANNED for us in HEAVEN

i hope my ABBA will let me have lots of exotic birds and white horses arabians , or fresians around my mansion lol

he does know the desire of your heart so heaven has to be WONDERFUL

oh and God i want wings like the angels have the big huge kind the guardian angels must wear hehe
lined in silver too

i can see it now " GOD saying " are you finished now Deborah " with a sigh
haha

I love you ABBA you know that my stupid questions are not
stupid im your Child lol

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I just think letting one's self wondering too much allows devilish thoughts to enter oneself.

For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men, - Titus 2:11

Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world; - Titus 2:12

I think our entire focus be on God, I love my family, but I love God more.

He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. - Matthew 10:37

Ponder if you will, remember that God is suppose to come first...All our questions will be answered later, our goal is to seek a relationship with God 24/7

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I am sorry if am sounding like a fanatic, it's just I try to think about God all the times that I am awake

Posted 9 months ago #
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some times We can be so Religious
that we forget that we are also human
we have a brain ,flesh and blood too

I would rather have Jesus in my heart than be so religious i forgot that im real and normal in this Earth

that my father knows my heart my questions and even if it sounds weird

would you tell your little child " THATS STUPID stop thinking that " no that dad laughs and picks up that little child and hugs them , he dont REBUKE a little toddler or a child that is full of wonder ...

i may be 48 but im still that child full of wonder
and i do ask my ABBA my daddy those questions
and i know he listens to me without REBUKE ! or putting me down

he loves me , he created me and he knows my heart ;)
my grandma wh was 93 and on her death bed she was a Christian and she too asked " Jesus wonder whats it really going to be like " hehe with a smile and she was 93 !

you see we can be even 100
it dont make a differece how old we are

i dont call those devilish thoughts at all
just human thoughts
and my Father knows my heart ;)

i hope to be 93 like my grandmother who loved Jesus
that even in age she wondered hehe

the last thing she said as we were walking past a day care center " deb see those little babies " " i want to be like that when i get to heaven , full of sugar and life and boundless energy , and maybe God will have a teeter totter i loved those as i kid hehe " and i just chuckled at her

shes with the Lord , ill bet sitting on a teter totter
and running around with boundless energy
hehe

some day i will get to sit on the teeter totter with my grammy too weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

God bless
Yankee Gurl down under

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its ok ;)
no worries we Ozzies would say lol

you can sit on the tetter totter with me in heaven too
grammy would share hehe

life is more than food and even clothes
just to know Jesus is your daddy and you can

BE STILL and KNOW that HE is GOD
and thats whay grammy used to tell me
when my mind was so focused on being so religious
i forgot to be me ;)
Deborah Leah

God knows everything about you
even your desires

ill bet you can come up with one thing yo would like to have in heaven too hehe

and God knows what you love and what makes you happy too

i even talk to the birds out side my house
even the chickens

and my hubby thinks im nuts
but you know what
they really do talk back hehe

and God created them WOW !!
HOW AWSOME is HE i love the birdies
and HE must have loved Wings cause he made angels and birds with them lol

God bless you
Shalom

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Whaaaat, no sex in heaven! Now the rest of my list. Whaaaat no sex in heaven?!

Love & blessings...Tender Reed

“Peace I leave with you, My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.”
— John 14:27

Posted 9 months ago #

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yankee gurl down under

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haha
goes to show you people are very human haha

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McChristian, putting things before the Lord isn't scoffing. It's idolatry.

For all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. Gal 3:27

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come on guys !
this is just a normal human reaction

stop being so religious that you cant love being a Christian and let GO and LET GOD

wow im so suprised that people are so stuffed shirt at me even speaking about humeroous things like normal things that even YOU yourself would think from time to time

before you remove the Speck out of my eye
take the plank aout of your own
geeeeshhh

no wonder grandma stopped going to Church and read her bible at home ! and i suppose you will say she was a sinner for that too right ?? or no wait maybe shes a no good back slider they did this very same thing JUDGED her and she loved the Lord with all her heart , it only took a few people to keep her away from her church , they put her down about even the little things , it wore her down and she cried and felt so unloved ... i can now relate :(
sticks and stones my break my bones
but WORDS HURT are you kidding ...

i was just talking about humerous things
and you go all RELIGIOUS on me like a scribe !or pharasies

that is so sad when we cant have a little humor and still be Christian !

wow im shocked ;/

i know Jesus would never think my normal human thinking at times and yes child like at times too would make him CONDEM me

i feel very condemend thank you :(

and i thought this was just a friendly christian blog we can share things with ???

your no more HOLY than i or no more religious
All have fallen short from the Glory of God Amen ??

and i may nto remember the scriptures but i remember the words
THEREFORE THERE IS NO MORE CONDEMNATION IN THOSE WHO ARE IN CHRIST JESUS !

am i right ??

:( yankee gurl down under

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I am saying those Christians who say, "Heaven will be boring", I wonder if there truly Christian. I am not codeming you, I am just stating my viewpoint.

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Yankee Gurl, dear sister. I think everyone here is actually in agreement with ya. McChristian is referring to those who put excuses in the way of wanting Christ to come back. He is in agreement with you, not aginst you :)
Well, at least that's how I saw it. I think there was a small misunderstanding somewhere..

Much love sis

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im done with this conversation
im going to talk to my birds and talk to God
atleast he dont CONDEM ME :(

yes you are judging me ... be careful little mouth what you say
the little song i used to sing as a kid

btw i have dyslexia and im a little slow and backwards
but i rather be a kid a heart than a STUFFED SHIRT

i hope to God we dnt have christians in heaven
like this that say they are making a point or statement
yet they are really condeming me :(

Grandma was so right , only Jesus loves you not one human on this Earth has HIS love and thank God Jesus died for me and even though in my sins he still hung on that cross

Amazing Grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me i was once lost and now im found was blind but now i see

it was GRACE that broght me safe thus far
HIS GRACE not mans thank you Jesus !
for we would be a stinking mess without HIM !
trying to expect the world to except all my faults and disabilites

i will just Rest in HIS arms
and let him love me while ya'll
point fingers

Bye ....

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I am not judging you, I am talking about those who are saying that Jesus is delaying His coming, if I offended you, I am sorry. I will post some more things scoffers say:

12: I am going to miss the next World Cup

13: I am going to loose in this eBay Auction

14: I am not going to be able to post on RITA

15: I won't see the final episode of The Office

16: I won't be able to write myself in as a Canidate in the upcoming election

17: I am going to miss the next Hally Comet Sighting

18: I am going to miss the Cubs win the world series

19: I won't finish my love novel

20: I will not be able to post on Facebook while in Heaven

21: I am going to miss my 1,000 post on RITA

22: I will miss my 30th birthday

Posted 9 months ago #

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Yankee Gurl, I think there was a misunderstanding. McChristian is in agreement with you :)
Please don't be discouraged. We love your posts. Please keep posting. I appreciate your delicate soul. Please be encouraged.

Much love!

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