Scarby Meets Snarky, The Offensive, Off-Topic Hounddog From FranksPhartt, Germany!

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Scott

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I got the idea for this Scarby adventure by reading the moderators statement about not making your comments snarky, or offensive or off-topic; then I thought what a funny name for a new character of Scarby's!

The other day I stopped by Scarby's doghouse out back and noticed that Scarby was writing a long letter to a pen pal he met on the internet by the name of Snarky who I guess lives in FrankPhartt, Germany. Here is the content of this letter as I am reading it to you with binoculars from a distance without letting Scarby know that I am easedropping in on his private chat!

Scarby's letter to pen pal internet friend Snarky McFarkus!

Scarby: Dear Snarky I hear that the town you are from is the home of the ballpark FrankPhartters hotdogs!
I just had me a package that I opened and set on the old grill with my special B-B-Que sauce and I sprinkled some live ants on top to give it that extra crunchy texture!
I look forward to hearing back from you about your country's election which will take place in August 2012 and the party you are a member of wants to elect dogs to high office; with special watering rights when it comes to long walks in the public areas of downtown FrankPhartt!

German dogs are called German Shepherds and you made me aware that with the last rabbit plague which started when two school boys took home the biology professors experiments and with no partition within the one rabbit cage; made the whole experiment go awefully wrong after a few months of poor supervision!

I learned from you that speaking German is not the most romanic language to use when trying pickup lines on other opposite sex--like Hey there good looking which in German is-Hock-tine Leven Stein-putin Liver! Something like that is no way to capture the ear of a female siren!!

I will mail this letter with a stamp of Snoopy the dog to let you see that we Americans love the hounds that made this country great! I know that I am nothing but a hounddog barking all the time; but if you ain't my pal, then you ain't no friend of mine-someone needs to write a song with lyrics like the ones I just penned!

I can see by the clock on the wall that I need to get some food in my stomach from Taco Bell! That is the only place I know of where the food goes in as fast as it comes out!!

Next time Snarky that you come to America I will drive to the airport to pick you up and we will go out on the town; but we will first make sure that we have plenty of soft drinks to take down so we have plenty of landmarks to mark our territory!

There is no better thrill then to be chased out of the shopping mall whenever the customers and store owners see us standing still too long in one place until the puddle is made underneath us-then comes the quick get away on the escallater stairs-we'll be doggone when we are longgone!!

P.S. When you write back Snarky make sure you don't talk offensive or off-topic or the moderators may not print what you have to say!!!
Goodbye my friend Snarky McFarkus!!

Stay Tuned for Snarky McFarkus's reply letter to Scarby my pet imaginary dog!

Posted 10 months ago #

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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

- Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Posted 10 months ago #

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Hahahahahahahaha!!! Oh, Scott, this was great! Here is where I really lost it....

I learned from you that speaking German is not the most romanic language to use when trying pickup lines on other opposite sex--like Hey there good looking which in German is-Hock-tine Leven Stein-putin Liver!

And here I thought the interpretation of that was:

"It's time to hock your liver!"

Anyway, all this talk about FrankenPharts have given me a craving for a foot-long chile dog at Der Weinersnitzel's! And may I suggest to Scarby that would be a perfect place to take Snarky on their first date?

P.S. Looking forward to Snarky's reply!

“Being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ.” — Philippians 1:6

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Scott

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That's funny both of you!! David R. the language skuba guy who appears in diver's places in the German language and Lisa the hock your liver quote is hi-larry-us!
Lisa I just had two dogs for lunch-I keep them in a sealed plastic storage bag in the friedge and whenever I get the hungries-go for the frank's!
Guys and gal's it is soo hot in the midwest here that you can get heat stroke from just clearing your throat!
I love the hot weather as I burn soo much calories during the day and I can eat more without putting it back on-as long as I work it off!! That again sounds like my double talk routine!!

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Scott » David R. the language skuba guy who appears in diver's places in the German language

Good one!

I hate to sound like the audience in a Johnny Carson taping, but "How hot is it?" Sounds like you've had a heat wave in your area for some time now. I know that wasn't meant to be amusing, but your comment about getting a heat stroke from clearing your throat cracked me up!

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The awful part Leenie is that it's true. Much of the country is in a terrible heat wave. It's over 2 weeks and counting. Maybe longer. The east is fighting it and there's no electricity for AC. They really need our prayers. Grass is dieing. Crops have been destroyed. Relief is badly needed. But for fear of horrid storms some might pray for rain. There's no breezes. Outdoor businesses have shut down during the heat of the day. Businesses aren't getting business affecting whether they'll survive or not. People are irritable and on hair trigger temper mode. And then cable TV went out for awhile affecting short tempers there even worse. If stuck inside you gotta have TV for the kids, right?

I was thinking today that maybe this reflects the heat of the spiritual battle above us. Those wildfires in CO seemed to start with something falling from the sky. I saw a video of it. Something like a ufo ??flying out of the flames. Something odd with all of that and when you think about it, it's somewhat near the DI Airport that has weird things going on underground with evil connections. Some have attributed it to the cabal affecting our satellites to create this fire because something there was evidence against them. Those bodies found...I wonder if they were murdered before the fire or died in the fire. I doubt we'll hear truth of what started this fire.

An interesting connection has been made looking at photos of wildfires in CA...damage there and then at remains of homes in CO looking more whitish. The question is was something added to this fire to assure it's destructive capability so nothing was left to chance. Something someone wanted burned up so added fuel to the fire chemically. It does make me wonder.

Commercial break over for news. Meanwhile back in Scarby's doghouse....

“The eyes of the lord range throughout the earth to strengthen those whose hearts are fully committed to Him.” — 2 Chronicles 16:9

Posted 10 months ago #

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Thanks for letting us know how bad it is, Victory Chanter. I don't watch the news so I had no idea. Will definitly pray for everyone involved. How awful it is not to have AC when the temperature soars into the triple digits, and no cable TV on top of it. So sorry to hear that.

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Victory Chanter I would really like to know more about this mysterious object in Colorado starting the fires!! If you find more about this could you post it-this could be connected to this massive object out in space maybe surrounded by space debris and could be sending out small fragments ahead of its arrival-I know that sound far fetched but could this earth be heating up with the approach of this massive object!
I had a dream years ago of seeing this flaming object in the sky on the news and Dan Rather was reporting about it-and the one thing I noticed was that there was intense heat being produced by this object as it came closer to the earth!

Lisa you will not believe what I have written down on paper for my next funny Scarby story- Scarby Describes How Hot It Is Using Whacky Meta4's!!! You said How Hot Is It from the Johnny Carson show-you read my mind like the great Carnack!! Hee! Hee!

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Hey, Scott, looking forward to your Scarby sequel! Should be HOT off the presses!

P.S. I ended up getting that chile dog after all, LOL!!

Posted 10 months ago #