I got the idea for this Scarby adventure by reading the moderators statement about not making your comments snarky, or offensive or off-topic; then I thought what a funny name for a new character of Scarby's!
The other day I stopped by Scarby's doghouse out back and noticed that Scarby was writing a long letter to a pen pal he met on the internet by the name of Snarky who I guess lives in FrankPhartt, Germany. Here is the content of this letter as I am reading it to you with binoculars from a distance without letting Scarby know that I am easedropping in on his private chat!
Scarby's letter to pen pal internet friend Snarky McFarkus!
Scarby: Dear Snarky I hear that the town you are from is the home of the ballpark FrankPhartters hotdogs!
I just had me a package that I opened and set on the old grill with my special B-B-Que sauce and I sprinkled some live ants on top to give it that extra crunchy texture!
I look forward to hearing back from you about your country's election which will take place in August 2012 and the party you are a member of wants to elect dogs to high office; with special watering rights when it comes to long walks in the public areas of downtown FrankPhartt!
German dogs are called German Shepherds and you made me aware that with the last rabbit plague which started when two school boys took home the biology professors experiments and with no partition within the one rabbit cage; made the whole experiment go awefully wrong after a few months of poor supervision!
I learned from you that speaking German is not the most romanic language to use when trying pickup lines on other opposite sex--like Hey there good looking which in German is-Hock-tine Leven Stein-putin Liver! Something like that is no way to capture the ear of a female siren!!
I will mail this letter with a stamp of Snoopy the dog to let you see that we Americans love the hounds that made this country great! I know that I am nothing but a hounddog barking all the time; but if you ain't my pal, then you ain't no friend of mine-someone needs to write a song with lyrics like the ones I just penned!
I can see by the clock on the wall that I need to get some food in my stomach from Taco Bell! That is the only place I know of where the food goes in as fast as it comes out!!
Next time Snarky that you come to America I will drive to the airport to pick you up and we will go out on the town; but we will first make sure that we have plenty of soft drinks to take down so we have plenty of landmarks to mark our territory!
There is no better thrill then to be chased out of the shopping mall whenever the customers and store owners see us standing still too long in one place until the puddle is made underneath us-then comes the quick get away on the escallater stairs-we'll be doggone when we are longgone!!
P.S. When you write back Snarky make sure you don't talk offensive or off-topic or the moderators may not print what you have to say!!!
Goodbye my friend Snarky McFarkus!!
Stay Tuned for Snarky McFarkus's reply letter to Scarby my pet imaginary dog!