Looks like we have another race horse in the 2012 election champaign or campaign!!!
I just found some photo-copied flyers with my dog Scarby's mug shot and Sweet Thang his pup inlaw plastered all over this pieced together poster!
Most of you do not know this but Scarby's PUP inlaw Sweet Thang is part PAW-Nee indian!! From the Chick-asaw tribe that existed down in Oklahoma during the 1800's-but because of a flu virus the many descendents were narrowed down to just a few offspring and offwinter's!!
When Scarby adopted his inlaw into the household which came with plenty of dog support and a animal shelter gift certificate for free pine deoderizers that you can hang up in your car visor mirror!!
Well it looks like now both Scarby and Sweet Thang are looking for a few supporters in the coming 2012 dog elections! There is leadership needed at the Wycliff House on Tarmack Street in Washington, D.C.!!
The candidate ticket and poster have pictured Mutt Scarbney and Brave Sweet Thang running as president and vice-president for the dog population of the United States!!
Dogs need a Litter / I mean a leader -to guide them into the right household and the freedom to receive all free meals and table scraps-plus a porterhouse T-bone now and then to chomp on for clean pearly whites!
Mutt Scarbney has seen too many Mutts running amuck in the Muckmillensville district of downtown L.A.!! Right outside the LAX airport-from being scared off their leashes by the roar of those jet airliners taking off at speeds that make the ears of dogs almost bleed!
The homeless dogs were seen on CNN news lately holding up signs reading-Will Bark for Food" There was even an Elvis impersonater who looked at one of those homeless mutts outside the airport at LAX and was repoted to tell the sign carrying pooch-Well, you ain't nothin' but a hounddog just yappin' all the time!!!
The dog was then heard saying-thank you! Thank you very much!!! And then ripped off the Elvis guys sideburns and chewed through the entertainers white sequenced pant leg and made sure this Blue eyed mimicker never again had the chance to mock a mutt down on his luck!!!
Mutt Scarbney and his running mate Brave Sweet Thang are going to put a stop to the pooper scooper law that makes all the nations dog owners have to pick up the prized jewel that their pet dogs leave behind at the parks!!
Dogs need to have dignity shown towards them!! When they exercise their free right to lay a lawn torpedo wherever they choose to pick for this special occassion; it is an insult for this natural lawn ornament to be removed after they struggled and grunted actually standing on just their front two legs to deliver the goods on a nice platter of steamy fresh cut grass!!
But the most crucial issue facing the dog population is the ritual among owners and pet shop managers alike, is to take the dogs future family tree away in an operation that makes a male or female dog less of a special duplicater- soon if this procedure with a sharp cutting tool were to continue the population of the dog as man's best friend will end up having cats being put on leashes and training them to go fetch a stick after first stopping to lick themselves all over with a grooming break every ten seconds-enough about the owners-the cats just take too long to retrieve thrown objects!
So far Mutt Scarbney and Brave Sweet Thang have picked up a few supporters from the Cow or Bovine population; but the numbers seem to drop steadily whenever a few of those cows show up under clear cellophane in the meat produce section of the super market- I actually saw a Bum Steer holding up a sign in the parking lot of Sam's Club which read--Will Manicure Lawn For Feed! I'll STEAK My Live On It!!!
Well I guess I need to get back into making more photo copies for Scarby so he can hand them out in this next 2012 election champaign/ I mean campaign!!
If he ever gets elected as Top Dog- I guess he can take me out for dinner at Taco Bell and pay the bill now and then- instead of him slipping me the ticket all the time!!
I can except someone using me once and a while-but if it happens over and over again then that indicates a pattern of abuse!!!