It appears one of our most favorite moderator's Tom who we all love and admire with all the hardwork and special features he and the others add to Rita Now to make it the most competitive Christian Website in the world; which now has been swamped with so many new members and folks seeking citizenship on the New Creation Warship Rita Now; that it has been a dawnting task to have all the case worker files put into alphebetical order in the new archive library in the west wing of the Rita Now suppository---I mean depository!!!
So one late evening while Scarby and myself were seeking refuge in front of our TV set with a large bowl of Oval Red's theater buttered popcorn, watching the Animal Planet's new reality series- Snakes: the other man's best friend; we both heard the telephone ring and to our amazement it was the Moderators from Rita Now asking to see if Scarby would like to volunteer his services as case worker file clerk in the Rita Now Depository archive center!
Here is how the conversation went:
Moderator Tom: Hey there Scarby good buddy! I wonder if you would have some free time to maybe help out with the case files down here in the Rita Now Depository-Every topical post on the messageboard has it's own titled subject reference indexing file cataloging form number arrangement and alphetbetizing uniform codex identifier code; and we would like for you to be the one to give order out of chaos-in other words--we need someone to stack our files for us and put them in order!!
Scarby: I don't know Tom I like the idea of living in my own vacuum of independence and having my own private zone of comfort and relaxing by the TV every night about the----->
Tom: Did I mention we will pay you in chew sticks and beef jerky?!!
Scarby: When do I start!! Give me the address and lay the keys under the depository's front door mat!
Tom: We do not want you sitting around all day watching animal videos on youtube or chasing ground squrriels outside the building on business hours! For your information we have monitor cameras hanging up in every corner of the building so don't get any ideas of inviting any of your squrrielly friends over for Pizza night and watching date movies on the blue ray equipment in the dorm room!
Scarby: I could agree to that if you will not request it in writting-sometimes I make decisions based on a lapse of judgment-which causes me to sometimes default on my written agreements!!
Tom: We only permit three repremands!!! After the third your position is retired!! Then we generate a webbot to do all the filing for us electronically- we do not prefer to use these computer programs since they carry so many different viruses!
Scarby: You have to admit we fourfooted animals have more digits and more energy without batteries; and I can get more filing done without having to reboot my back hinny!
Tom: You'll do just fine! Here's the key entry code that I will relay to your email address! I want you here first thing in the morning and do not stop on the way for breakfast since there will be donuts and chocklate milk next to the door when you enter!
Scarby: Should we knock before entering just so as to let you know that we are here?
Tom: Scarby what do you mean by, should "WE" knock first?! You will be alone won't you-we are only hiring you! Right?!
Scarby: I'm afraid Tom that I can't do anything on my own unless Scott my owner is with me!! He gives me all my lines and without him I am just a blank piece of paper with an unused sharpie pen!
Tom: I don't know Scarby if we can afford to hire two of you to do the job of one staff member!
Scarby: Tom how about I just set outside the Rita Now building and watch for prowlers and keep all those trolls away from here along with my other messageboard buddies!! I will just do it for the purpose of needing something to do while I wait down here in this dark infested world!
Tom: We do need more folks and staff patrolling the messageboard campus grounds and I think that there are great benefits in this service; like having your own brinksman flashlight; nightvision goggles; firstaid kit; and a bright red lazer pointer so you can point others to the location of the business park restroom when nature calls!!
Scarby: Tom --not to toot my own horn, mind you; but when nature bekons we animals go where doody calls!!!
The moral of this story would be--you and I do not need anyone to teach us what our calling is-The spirit of God will teach us and give us the direction of our calling! We each have a task or function that we are called to perform and until we discover what that function is we best be satisfied doing the things which are close at hand or what is best for our survival and welfare-no matter how mundane of a job it might be-God is raise you up to a higher calling if you are humble and kind to other-but if you are stubborn and looking for the best job out there then; you will most likely be dealt a rough hand of correction!!
