Ooooh, Knight Michael is here! Now we can have our convention!!

Seriously?? They pay you the same even if it's only your head in the scene? That just doesn't seem fair to me.

Jeri Ryan, Jeri Ryan, blah, blah, blah. I just don't see the appeal.

What? You mean that by playing this part for so many years, I may never actually get another serious acting job because no high powered producers will take me seriously anymore, and that I better hope the royalties from this show are enough to live on for the rest of my life??

I am NOT a merry man!

Stupid, foreign junk! It was probably manufactured by earth or something.

No, I don't want to go out with you. Quite frankly, I'm not even sure you're a female robot.

Pleeeease don't take Star Trek the Original series off the air - I need the paycheck! After all, I can't really act at all, but somehow get away with it here on this cheesy show! If you cancel this show I'm gonna end up someday playing some stupid lawyer on some stupid law show, with some stupid name like Denny Crane - and then everyone will really SEE that I can't act!

Order now, and you'll get not one, but THREE Klingons, complete with Bat'leths!

Darned peace in the Federation. Put me right out of work.

No, honest - we really are Klingons, even though we don't look anything like the other Klingons with the big forehead blobs. We really are Klingon, honest! In fact, those other guys are all botox, but NO - they never tell you that part! We are the pure Klingon race - you know, the one that existed before George Lucas invented ILM (Industrial Light and Magic)!