Here's hoping to make you smile!

While you're sitting there, I'll hold you hostage,

To show you a few funnies! And hopefully laugh along the way. Here goes:

Many times in our lives we try to do our best. Sometimes we win, and sometimes we fail:

Sometimes our aim may be a little off:

And we miss the mark:

Sometimes we don't know which way to turn:

But God always brings us back around and helps us to win the battle!

In Him, we are more than conquerors!!

God Bless and Love,
Verna

Thanks sis! The kitten is my favorite too! And I did catch ya sittin' at your computer!

God Bless and Love,

Verna

Thanks TR! Love you bro!

God Bless and Love,
Verna

Hahahaha!!! I love it sis! That had me rolling, especially the pigeon!

K. Now my turn, but I have to have a little more coffee first to get the brain rollin'.

God Bless and Love,

Verna

Ha ha ha ha!  That was funny! I especially like the baseball bat one!  Wasn't that a heating pad?  What duffus would wrap a heating pad around a baseball bat and beat their brains out? 

60 years from 1960 to 1969???? Is that the new math or what?  Heh heh heh

Well, there is another use for a door!  To bang your head on it and give yourself a black eye!

Mandatory volunteer work. Is that a politically correct term?

Good one, sis! Okay, my turn:

"Buzz off, Gizella! I need some time to think"

"Pssst! Hey there, cutie!  Wanna check out my new shirt?"

" I knew I should have given him that bag of peanuts...."

"Hey, dummy, check out this shot!"

"Trick or treat!"

The wolf and sheep hybrids went a little too far....

LOL good ones sis!!!!

(picture rolling laughing smilie here _____.  I can't get the doggone smilies to work on any of my computers - don't know what I am doing wrong!!!)

LOL - good ones, Verna!

I have to voluntold several times a year actually!  I work for a non-profit, so while they pay me, they expect us to help out at donor events for free - because without the donors, none of us would get paid!  I don't mind - they're good people and its a good organization!

I used to love Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy on SNL too - funny stuff!

Hey, check it out!  The smilies seem to work on my new computer at home!  Yay!!

Thanks ladies! We have to keep this going. It's fun to laugh!

Diane, my daughter used to work for a non-profit here before she moved and she did voluntold work a lot too. You guys do a lot for the community sis, you rock!  And for the photos, it was either Jack Handy or lowered expectations...hahahaha! Did you notice my Star Trek back at ya reference on the goats? My fellow Trekkie sis! And Yay for new computer!!

Lisa, thanks for the laugh about buffalo bill! It was the only thing I could think of for the poor baby. Jack Handy's deep thoughts went something like this:

"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."

They'd pop one of these little gems up every now on then on SNL. They were so random and odd that they were hilarious!

God Bless and Love,

Verna

 LOL Diane! We might have to share the Janeway costume hahahahaha. Janeway and B' Elanna both a definite like for me along with Uhura. Maybe seven of nine, but I wouldn't look too hot in that costume...

Calling Knight Michael for a Trek Convention!

And I've been singing Lowered Expectations for two days now...

God Bless and Love,
Verna

Diane C. wrote:

I decided I must be Janeway, the menopausal years. 

 

"Ugh, I'm havin a hot flash - FIRE all torpedos!!!"

HAHAHA! My sides hurt now from laughing! That's me too!

Diane C. wrote:

Can you imagine - a hormonal, menopausal Star Ship Captain! Klingons - look out! You ain't seen nuthin yet!!!

"Phaser's set to vaporize - Any questions???" (While whistling the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, theme)

"And as for you Klingons, don't make me take that Bat'leth away from you and show you how to use it!"

God Bless and Love,

Verna

Now we can't leave these out! Next set of captions - Star Trek style:

God Bless and Love,

Verna

"Data, how many times have I warned you not to head off by yourself on away missions?"

I believe the Captain's visual subroutines are malfunctioning.

"This is my suprised face!"  (Picard mimicking the Etrade Baby)

You call this a Targ?

The McGuyver class at the academy proves useful.

Arguing with technology is illogical.

 Death by tribble? Scotty please!.... do.....what needs to be.......done..... To..... get the transporter.....working!

God Bless and Love,

Verna

Ooooh, Knight Michael is here!  Now we can have our convention!!

 Seriously?? They pay you the same even if it's only your head in the scene?  That just doesn't seem fair to me.

 Jeri Ryan, Jeri Ryan, blah, blah, blah.  I just don't see the appeal.

What?  You mean that by playing this part for so many years, I may never actually get another serious acting job because no high powered producers will take me seriously anymore, and that I better hope the royalties from this show are enough to live on for the rest of my life?? 

I am NOT a merry man!

Stupid, foreign junk!  It was probably manufactured by earth or something. 

 No, I don't want to go out with you.  Quite frankly, I'm not even sure you're a female robot.

Pleeeease don't take Star Trek the Original series off the air - I need the paycheck!  After all, I can't really act at all, but somehow get away with it here on this cheesy show!  If you cancel this show I'm gonna end up someday playing some stupid lawyer on some stupid law show, with some stupid name like Denny Crane - and then everyone will really SEE that I can't act!

Order now, and you'll get not one, but THREE Klingons, complete with Bat'leths!

Darned peace in the Federation.  Put me right out of work.

No, honest - we really are Klingons, even though we don't look anything like the other Klingons with the big forehead blobs.  We really are Klingon, honest!  In fact, those other guys are all botox, but NO - they never tell you that part!  We are the pure Klingon race - you know, the one that existed before George Lucas invented ILM (Industrial Light and Magic)!

Yeah, I knew my hot flashes were a tip off!!!

I laughed at your funny captions, sis!! Good ones!!

The Han Solo/Magnum PI video was spot on!

 Love the Merry Men video, Km!

Which brings us to our next captioning subject:

God Bless and Love,

Verna

Hi Verna, are you having fun at our Star Trek convention?  It's quite fun, I think!!  Ok, here goes:

 Welcome to the Renaissance Festival!  Would you like a giant turkey leg on a stick?  Look what Star Trek did to my career as an actor!

 Me thinks I hear Robin in the Hood...

 I know gold is going for $1800 an ounce, but lovie, can't ya spare me teeth??

 My kingdom for an Extra Strength Tylenol...

Oh me heavens...look what's happened to poor Patrick Stewart's actin career!  It done flew away with his starship!

Absolutely lovin' the Star Trek convention Diane! And I love Worf as a Merry Man! But then I started singing the song "We're men, we're manly men, we're men in tights, Yeah!" And the rest is history!

 You can tell there were no napkins on set after lunch....

 Invisible Instruments of the future!

 Now this will hurt me more than it hurts you......

Where's Captain Chaos when you need him?

Comet Elenin comes into view......

God Bless and Love,

Verna

Heehee.    Great thread!     

LOLOL!!  Knight Michael - you found it!!  Thanks!  Cracked me up, yet again!