It was about this time last year when the trees began to spit out blossoms and the flowers began to cough up blooms on their stems and the birds were busying about trying to land a mate just so they could fill a tree branch up with a bunch of yacking twerps!!
The voice came over my cellphone out on the patio and it was from the land downunder which we have called Aussie land!! This would be the country of Australia where everyone lives on the coast and where the heartland is given over to wild kangaroos and pythons and native folks running wild in adult diapers!!
It appears our good pal Paul who lives down near the capital of Australia-I think the name would be Anchorage, Australia!! I could be wrong since I have a brain disorder that puts things in the opposite directions!!
Scarby is needed down in Australia to help our good buddy Paul on the job he faces of doing landscaping on his vast 20 thousand acre property which actually encompasses part of the land mass of New Zealand and the waterway which comes between it and the country of Australia!
So away Scarby flew on a JetBlue Airliner with a ticket for airfare and a suitcase of items which will last him for at least two weeks and four hours-unless there is a disturbance from a passenger on the Jetblue and he has to break the suitcase over the head of the troublesome passenger thus spoiling all the food preperations I made for him in those fragile plastic dog baggies!
The Plane arrived just six hours after take-off from the LA international airport in downtown Omaha, Nebraska!! Again that could be caused by the opposite disorder in my brain!!
Guess who was there to meet Scarby at the airport?! The one and only Bisbee the happy jumping kangaroo!! Just one motion from Scarby as he lifted up his hind leg to signal the marking of his territory-then that silly happy jumping kangaroo was offended-and he was off on a jumpin' rampage through the terminal to find a more better welcoming passenger with a lesser chip on his shoulder!
Then suddenly out of the shadows came a face most familar to Scarby--it was the Pat Down official!!! The same one all the time-the person with the same serious look of mean on their frown and the emotionless glare in their eyes-it was a thankless job and nobody likes those people touching them for weapons or explosives!!
Of course it did not help Scarby to know that his suit case was filled with fireworks from the last forth of July! He brought them along to shoot off on the open Australian landscape which besides having a few hundred people living along the coastline is otherwise, totally uninhabited.
Then after the patdown, a man of tall stature stepped forward and motioned to the airport official that he could stop his search of the dog and allow the passenger Scarby to collect his belongings and step into the limosine outside and be allowed the special privilege of a personal escort!
Paul had paid for both Scarby's trip down to Australia and for the expensive ride in the vehicle to the property estate where the landscaping job was to be tackled by Scarby's tool set made by Fisher Price and Mattel!!
Paul had made all the arrangements and had set up bed and room and board for Scarby near the big pool outside the mansion on Paul's giant lavish real estate--it was a minature doll house near the pool that was made out of plastic and had enough room in it to accommondate a small pet the size of Scarby; while the allegators sometimes gained access to the pool themselves under the weak chainlink fense that had more then enough give under the crawl space!
Scarby had two weeks and four hours to complete the job of landscaping for our good friend Paul!! But because of spring break which Scarby forgot to mark on his calendar which so happened to fall on the same schedule and time as this landscaping job-Scarby had to make a choice between whether to do the lawnscaping job or to take his spring break to Alcapoco, Mexico!!
It was a tormenting three minutes that went by until Scarby had to make his mind up which he was going to do-lawnscaping or spring break!!
The decision was a grueling one at the most!! It was final! Scarby decided to take his spring break here at Paul's Mansion!!
The Spring Break was final!! Scarby found a way to put in two minutes of hard raking of soil to cultivate the grounds and two hours of relaxing at the pool with his favorite beverage and female stray dogs to feed him wild berries from a silver cup!
By the time the lawnscaping work was just beginning to kick in for the plants to be introduced to the freshly tilled soil-it was time for Scarby's trip to end and head back to the states-with this big job written "incomplete" on his forehead!!
The moral of this story would be: do not let fun and pleasure come in between you and work until you finish the job first then take it easy-because you may not find another job for years-you no good for nothing pleasure seeker you!!!