Looks like my boy Scarby got a free all expenses paid vacation to the White House to hang out with the first dog Bo; which gave him a chance to fly back home with the first family dog on the Jet Blue passenger airline; it appears Air Force One was in the shop for repairs and they were installing new head rests on the passenger seats so that they would vibrate the head of the sleepy traveler just before the Iran missles reached their heat seeking source!!
Scarby likes visiting the first family and going all around the big mansion looking for coins that might have been lost in the ground during the Lincoln presidency-last time he was there he found a wooden tooth from President Washington's dentures; he put it up for sale on the internet and got a hundred confederate dressed smiley faces show up on his bid website throwing hand granades with the words- Bite This!!
When Scarby drove up in a special limo on the property of the White House it was his honor to give the first dog a special gift which he picked up while on vacation in the Florida Keys two summers ago; while metal detecting lost gold coins on the Marco Polo San Shovet beach near Orlando!!
It was hard for him to turn loose of this lost medallion from the sunken ship called Vesputin of Christi Montego!! It was a Gold plated metal image of the dog warrior named Heathcliff of Santiago, Chile--the defender of the land that shakes like a water buffalo on slippery bunny backs!!
When Scarby got out of the limo and presented it to the first dog Bo there was a friendship established that would last at least up until the beginning of the second election!!!
Scarby was shown all around the White House grounds and was allowed to go up into the room where Lincoln studied those books about how to raise kids without using a razor strap for discipline; also it was in this oval office that President Lincoln penned the famous words of a least popular historical document of his which garnered him a short second term in office- The title was-- Confederates Are A Bunch Of Rotten Tomatoes!!
It was now Scarby's time to end his vacation at the first dog Bo's residence! They both were now heading back home to Scarby's hometown where Bo the first family dog repayed the invite to hang out with Scarby and his backyard visitors at Dorthmouth Circle, Kansas!!
If any of you are looking up an atlas of Kansas for this fictional town then shame on you-you are so naieve! It's not a real story so give it a rest!!!
On the Jetblue plane ride back to Kansas both Scarby and First Dog Bo were treated like royality; they received first class seating and were able to watch video movies about cows growing up on the farm before the slaughering and processing days of their lives!!
While on the plane Scarby heard this passenger all of a sudden wake up from a deep sleep and suddenly cried out to all those around him in ear shot---Earthquake Alert-duck and run!!!
Well I do not have to tell you what the response was to all those passengers up there at 10,000 mile or less---Shear Panick!!!
Everybody was wondering where they could hide! How about going under the seats for cover or climbing up on the pilot's lap and throwing a blanket over youself and putting your tail between your legs!!!!
This nonsense had to end-and soon-or I mean right now!
Scarby and the first dog yelled--So What! Earthquake Alert!! It only shakes when you are on the ground!! People when you are up in the air-there is no earth shaking there!!! So put your pants back down over your waist and quite clinging to the seat cushions-it's OK!!!
By the way folks did you know that one of the planes engines is on fire outside the passenger window? Just Kidding!! Just Kidding!! I'm just causing you to reset your fear back to zero!!
Well the Jetblue airliner landed safely back to the downtown airport at Dorthmouth, Kansas and after the passengers completed their regressive hypnosis therapy at the plane terminal by a flown in psychiatrist--and each passenger was given a perception test to see if there was any permenent damage to their stress levels; all were then let out of the terminal into padded taxi cabs for the folks to go back to their gated communities!!
This ends the tail of Scarby and Bo!!! The moral of this story could be never yell fire in a theater unless the movie is called the Towering Inferno-starring Gregory Peck and Barbara Billinsley and the Beaver!!
