Funny Animal Captions: Kitty Edition Round 1

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TN Dove

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It's that time again, everyone. Tag each picture with your funniest caption.

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“Behold, you are fair, my love! Behold, you are fair! You have dove’s eyes.” — Song of Solomon 1:15
“You will be like the wings of a dove covered with silver, And her feathers with yellow gold.” — Psalm 68:13
“O that I had wings like a dove then I would fly away and be at rest.”

Posted 1 year ago #
needle me

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OH, GOODY GOODY! Let's play!

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"What a cat has to do to AFFORD cat food these days. Sheesh!....back to the books...."

"Wuff-erow......ah-hmm(clearing throat).....arrfff-eow......(cough,cough)...I said I was a poodle by nobody seems to be buying it...."

"I ABHOR flashlights. Makes my eyes look like dis!"

"Yeah, cute. Here, kitty kitty. Chase the rubber ball........... WHATever! Nice throw...NOT!"

"Do YOU see anywhere else comfy I could lay down for my nap? I didn't THINK so!"

(New York accent, of course) "...and they stitch behind your ears with a string like THIS, Martha, and your WHOLE FACE just...LIFTS, like this....it's amazing, Martha, I sweah, ya gotta try it, hon!"

"I know, I know....he's gonna totally FREAK when he wakes up. Payback...gotta love it."

"What? Wha'chu lookin' at, huh?"

"The ole Peanut butter stops meowing trick....and NO, it's NOT funny!"

"HE SAID 'be right back'......NOT 'eat the cat'....c'mon!!!!!"

Posted 1 year ago #
TN Dove

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Hahaha, GOOD ones, needle me.

The ole Peanut butter stops meowing trick

And, Martha... ROFLOL.

Posted 1 year ago #
Lisaleenie

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Thanks, TN Dove! This is right up my alley.

And Needle me, your captions were priceless!!

Okay, my turn....

"These Cat Obedience School exams are getting tougher every day...."

BARF...."This is the last time that I let little Johnny feed me lunch."

"Hurry..up...and...vacuum...under...the...table...already"

“Being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ.” — Philippians 1:6

Posted 1 year ago #
Lisaleenie

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"Last time I watch The Twilight Zone!"

"What do you mean, you got me a new bed?"

"Don't you 'cutsie pie' me if you don't want to draw back a nub!"

"Don't laugh. Bad hair day."

"You have got to be kidding me. You want me to make friends with 'Poopsie'?"

"The things I have to go through to amuse this lousy mutt...."

"Yoooo Hooooo! Guess, who, Bernie????"

Posted 1 year ago #
needle me

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"Hurry..up...and...vacuum...under...the...table...already"

Lisaleenie, I shouldn't have been eating soup when I read this one.

Posted 1 year ago #
Lisaleenie

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Thanks, Needle Me! I thought all of yours were clever and funny, but the one where I really lost it was this one:

"What a cat has to do to AFFORD cat food these days. Sheesh!....back to the books...."

Posted 1 year ago #
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we have a cat burglar, ~=^-^=I'll say, what does it take to get any attention 'round here~

“For your Maker is your husband, the LORD of hosts is His name; and your Redeemer is the Holy One of Israel; He is called the God of the whole earth.” — Isaiah 54:5

Posted 1 year ago #