Tomorrow was the date set for the next bank robbery by the two most notorious gang leaders in the mid-west; Bart Samson and Tad Mulligan!
These two men were the most feared of outlaws in the land besides the other fear folks had of catching the hot chilli fever from Ranger Tom's Firehouse!
But things were about to change once the Lone Ranger got wind of the meal his horse Sliver had passed on while climbing up to the lookout point for a better survey of the town below!!
Then all of a sudden Tonto his trusty indian brave appeared-- who always showed up unannounced especially when the Lone Ranger was trying to hide Tonto's share of the reward money under that secret rock!
Tonto: Hey Kemosobbie! What's happenin'!! Give me a high five! And I ain't want no jive! Seriously, what does white man bring to the table?
Lone Ranger: Well Tonto(which name means soft headed idiot-thanks Patrick for the definition)It has been brought to my attention friend that the town of Fort Scott is going to be robbed tomorrow by none other then the outlaw gang of Bart and Tad!!
Tonto: Burp! Sorry Kemosobbie! I still ejoying that chili soup from Ranger Tom's firehouse!
Lone Ranger: I can tell by the sounds coming from your stomach that you had better sleep down wind from me tonight on the open prairie!!
Tonto: Hey Bro!! I bring new brave to the dinner table! He standing over next to that catus-he the second cousin to my third brother's sister-in-laws great grandmother's niece!!
Lone Ranger: Wouldn't that make him your Greatgrandmother?
Tonto: Not really! When my second cousin got married to this apache thief and ran off later to marry this indian chief that is when he fell off the family tree!!!!
Lone Ranger: Please Tonto! Don't be rude! Introduce me to your Brave friend!
Tonto: I was going to do that Kemosobbie! Just give me a chance to catch breath! It was long walk from TeePee!! Here is my friend Brave Scarby of the indian tribe Sachsqwatch!
Long Ranger: Nice to meet you Brave Scarby!
Brave Scarby: HOW!!!
Lone Ranger: How to you too!!
Brave Scarby: I Mean How are you?
Long Ranger: Ohhhh! I am just fine! But we need to go into town tomorrow cause we have a robbery that is going to take place!
Brave Scarby: I am the one for the job-cause I know how to pick lock on safe-and remove money without getting the paint ink sprayed all over me!
Lone Ranger: Maybe I need to explain this a little better for ya!!! We is not the bank robbers! We are going to stop the bank robbers from robbing the bank!!
Brave Scarby: Ohh! Me understand now-shucks!! We could have go to Hawaii for long vacation and not have to worry for months about free meals!! But that would be stealing-and thou shall not steal!!
Tonto: I guess, Kemosobbie, that means I might have to return your share of the reward money from the last bank robbery that I hid behind the rock bluff just south of turtle rock!
Lone Ranger: Since we are being honest right now Tonto-I suppose I had better fess up to your share of the reward money I hid under that rock over near bull canyon!!
Brave Scarby: You two are just full of corrupt theifery-I wouldn't be surprised if you kept chewing tabbacco and buffalo meat away from each other!
Lone Ranger: Listen here you! Both Tonto and myself have to have some secrets to our relationship-how else can we make the mistrust between us work?!!
Brave Scarby: Well, that answer is a real head scratcher if I say so myself!!
Lone Ranger: Now let's get on to planning this capture tomorrow of those two criminal gang leaders who are attempting to rob the town's bank! I have something to tell you both that might be very unsettling! I only need one of you to go with me-because I will not share the reward money three ways!!
Tonto: Well, looks like Brave Scarby is no match for those two outlaws-he lack experience and he look very ugly-although he might scare robbers away!
Brave Scarby: I may not have much time left for this adventure story so I elect that you choose Tonto to go with you into town and save the day and arrest the outlaws and hang em' up high on a limb until their necks break; and collect the reward money and go off skipping and jumping rope into the sunset for all I care---I am outta here!!!
Lone Ranger: I don't know who that stranger Brave Scarby was Tonto-- but now as I watch him slowly walk on all fours toward the bluff rocks along Cripple Creek Ridge; I can only say this one thing about him---I think he stole my pocket watch!!!!
Brave Scarby: I wonder who this pocket watch belongs to I found out there on the open praire-it doesn't have any initials on it-oh well--finder's keepers!!!
The moral of this story is never hide secrets from your friends; and do not make a career out of telling lies; for one day your mouth will catch you in your own trap-so in other words: speak the truth and for goodness sakes---> shut your trap up!!!