Tomorrow was the date set for the next bank robbery by the two most notorious gang leaders in the mid-west; Bart Samson and Tad Mulligan!
These two men were the most feared of outlaws in the land besides the other fear folks had of catching the hot chilli fever from Ranger Tom's Firehouse!
But things were about to change once the Lone Ranger got wind of the meal his horse Sliver had passed on while climbing up to the lookout point for a better survey of the town below!!

Then all of a sudden Tonto his trusty indian brave appeared-- who always showed up unannounced especially when the Lone Ranger was trying to hide Tonto's share of the reward money under that secret rock!

Tonto: Hey Kemosobbie! What's happenin'!! Give me a high five! And I ain't want no jive! Seriously, what does white man bring to the table?

Lone Ranger: Well Tonto(which name means soft headed idiot-thanks Patrick for the definition)It has been brought to my attention friend that the town of Fort Scott is going to be robbed tomorrow by none other then the outlaw gang of Bart and Tad!!

Tonto: Burp! Sorry Kemosobbie! I still ejoying that chili soup from Ranger Tom's firehouse!

Lone Ranger: I can tell by the sounds coming from your stomach that you had better sleep down wind from me tonight on the open prairie!!

Tonto: Hey Bro!! I bring new brave to the dinner table! He standing over next to that catus-he the second cousin to my third brother's sister-in-laws great grandmother's niece!!

Lone Ranger: Wouldn't that make him your Greatgrandmother?

Tonto: Not really! When my second cousin got married to this apache thief and ran off later to marry this indian chief that is when he fell off the family tree!!!!

Lone Ranger: Please Tonto! Don't be rude! Introduce me to your Brave friend!

Tonto: I was going to do that Kemosobbie! Just give me a chance to catch breath! It was long walk from TeePee!! Here is my friend Brave Scarby of the indian tribe Sachsqwatch!

Long Ranger: Nice to meet you Brave Scarby!

Brave Scarby: HOW!!!

Lone Ranger: How to you too!!

Brave Scarby: I Mean How are you?

Long Ranger: Ohhhh! I am just fine! But we need to go into town tomorrow cause we have a robbery that is going to take place!

Brave Scarby: I am the one for the job-cause I know how to pick lock on safe-and remove money without getting the paint ink sprayed all over me!

Lone Ranger: Maybe I need to explain this a little better for ya!!! We is not the bank robbers! We are going to stop the bank robbers from robbing the bank!!

Brave Scarby: Ohh! Me understand now-shucks!! We could have go to Hawaii for long vacation and not have to worry for months about free meals!! But that would be stealing-and thou shall not steal!!

Tonto: I guess, Kemosobbie, that means I might have to return your share of the reward money from the last bank robbery that I hid behind the rock bluff just south of turtle rock!

Lone Ranger: Since we are being honest right now Tonto-I suppose I had better fess up to your share of the reward money I hid under that rock over near bull canyon!!

Brave Scarby: You two are just full of corrupt theifery-I wouldn't be surprised if you kept chewing tabbacco and buffalo meat away from each other!

Lone Ranger: Listen here you! Both Tonto and myself have to have some secrets to our relationship-how else can we make the mistrust between us work?!!

Brave Scarby: Well, that answer is a real head scratcher if I say so myself!!

Lone Ranger: Now let's get on to planning this capture tomorrow of those two criminal gang leaders who are attempting to rob the town's bank! I have something to tell you both that might be very unsettling! I only need one of you to go with me-because I will not share the reward money three ways!!

Tonto: Well, looks like Brave Scarby is no match for those two outlaws-he lack experience and he look very ugly-although he might scare robbers away!

Brave Scarby: I may not have much time left for this adventure story so I elect that you choose Tonto to go with you into town and save the day and arrest the outlaws and hang em' up high on a limb until their necks break; and collect the reward money and go off skipping and jumping rope into the sunset for all I care---I am outta here!!!

Lone Ranger: I don't know who that stranger Brave Scarby was Tonto-- but now as I watch him slowly walk on all fours toward the bluff rocks along Cripple Creek Ridge; I can only say this one thing about him---I think he stole my pocket watch!!!!

Brave Scarby: I wonder who this pocket watch belongs to I found out there on the open praire-it doesn't have any initials on it-oh well--finder's keepers!!!

The moral of this story is never hide secrets from your friends; and do not make a career out of telling lies; for one day your mouth will catch you in your own trap-so in other words: speak the truth and for goodness sakes---> shut your trap up!!!

Brave Scarby: "How!! I brought my pilgrim friend with me!"

Tonto: "That's one dumb looking cat!"

Lone Ranger: "I told you, Tonto, don't be rude!"

Tonto: "Well, look at him, Kemosobbie, let's face it, he's ugly!"

Lone Ranger: "Well, Tonto, we all can't look like my horse here. Have you seen a better looking horse in your life?"

Tonto: "Can't say that I have, Kemosobbie."

Having a giggle-fest over this thread! Hi Ho, silver, Away!

Patrick good job! Lisa good job!! Your pay check is at the login office at Rita Now--Hee! hee!! The fun part of making these stories up is to actually visualize the events in your head and write them down as if you are truely watching the old TV show-that is, That is what I wish to accomplish-plus some fun laughs!

Lisa love the cat pilgrim outfit and turkey mutt-they rock!! Great Tonto and Lone Silver photos plus captions!! Patrick added the second part of the show and you had the third part and to think ---no TV ads!!! TV doesn't get any better then to have no commercials!!

Wait a minute! I miss those old commercials everyone was creating on those Knight Michael high screen productions that almost had Steven Spielberg looking for another job!!

Scott, what a great idea! I'll think I'll dig up that blonde chick with the microphone and do a commercial right now. That will be fun!

There ya go Lisa! You still got that professional charm as that great gal announcer who could charm the lipstick off a spitting cobra!!

I would buy a tooth pick holder from that blondy any old day! But a used mattress--well, that's where I draw the line in the sand!! My washer machine can't clean those spring mattresses like the last washer I had--believe me you can make those massive bed spring pads fit into that small hopper barrel-just compress it in half with four strong volunteers; then wrap cable line around the middle and then fold your mattress in half at the midway point then stand on top your washing machine and jump up and down on the springs until the whole bed cushion is compacted into the ringer compartment of your washer-you may just have enough room at the top for a thimble full of detergent soap liquid-use it sparingly!! If you hear a loud unbalanced sound after you turn on the washer it is most likely time for you to take the giant bed mattress to the cleaners for professional treatment!!

I now return you to the official blondy announcer!!! Somebody-how do you turn this mic off?---testing--one-two three--whoops that made it sound even louder!! Sorry!!!! Help----??

Lisa that deranged cat photo with his paws in the air reminds me of the cowardly lion in the Wizard of Oz during the walk down the yellowbrick road--he gets charged up over something said to him coming from the wicked witch threating him-or something- and he said, Put up your dukes-put em' up-why don't ya-come on--put em' up-I'll show you!!!

Something like that!!!