I remember the days of using the old DOS system, (as I am sure some of you do, too), so this really made me laugh out loud!
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Warning: Some of these, only the "old timers" (i.e. "long-time computer users") might get.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Access denied--nah nah na, nah nah na
C: Bad command or file name Go stand in the corner.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
C: DOS - C: DOS RUN - RUN DOS RUN
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...