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Lisaleenie

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I remember the days of using the old DOS system, (as I am sure some of you do, too), so this really made me laugh out loud!

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http://www.laughandlift.com

COMPUTER SMILES

Warning: Some of these, only the "old timers" (i.e. "long-time computer users") might get.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Access denied--nah nah na, nah nah na

C: Bad command or file name Go stand in the corner.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

C: DOS - C: DOS RUN - RUN DOS RUN

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

“Being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ.” — Philippians 1:6

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needle me

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hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, my! I love it!

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faith won

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C: Bad command or file name Go stand in the corner.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

God Bless and Love,
FW

John 6:28-29
Then they asked him, “What must we do to do the works God requires?”
Jesus answered, “The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent.”

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Scott

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Lisa I just read one of those items on a list and I started to laugh=the one that says--I couldn't fix your breaks so I just made your horn louder--everytime I think about that it makes me laugh-I can see that I am going to enjoy these funny list of gems!!
Thanks for posting these different lists! These really have some comic genius behind each item-it will take me a while to go through these-but that's all right-I have nothing but time on my hands!!!

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Lisaleenie

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Thanks, everyone! Yeah, these cracked me up. The one where I really lost it was this one:

C: DOS - C: DOS RUN - RUN DOS RUN

Ha ha ha ha ha!! It reminded me of Dr. Seus's "See Spot run. Run Spot, run".

I couldn't fix your breaks so I just made your horn louder

Funny stuff, Scott! Where is that list? This made me laugh out loud. For some reason, I had an image of a poor little old lady hobbling across the street when all of a sudden, a car comes barreling towards her, blasting a loud horn because he couldn't stop!!

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Scott

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Lisa I found that funny line on the link you posted of Laughs and Lifts!!! Look at the Short Funny Sayings list!!! There are bunches of funnies all over this website--maybe you can break them up and post several at a time like you did the one above!!

Lisa you mentioned an old lady going across a cross walk!! That reminded of the youtube video of the old lady with a handbag containing something heavy and the guy in the car getting impatient on waiting for her to cross-so he honks his horn and she wacks his car with her handbag!!

Do you or anyone remember that video!! That was a gut buster!!

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Amy VG

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Luke 21:28 "Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.”

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Destiny

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Remember the old Windows Haikus? I saved some of them:

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Oh those were the days...

"For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
Jeremiah 29:11

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Lisaleenie

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Cute icon, Amy!

Destiny, thanks for sharing that haiku! No, I haven't heard of the Windows Haikus. Clever!

Scott, I do remember that video! That really made me laugh! Maybe I came up with that image of the poor old lady hobbling across the street because subsconsciouly I had that video in the back of my mind.

Posted 1 year ago #